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Mom/Wife/Witch
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Just FYI evidently the vaccine has antennas and is about to be activated.

2024 would make the dark ages jealous
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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This is the energy we will need!!
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Hi, I’m God.
Thou shalt not steal. That includes taking from the poor and giving it to the rich.
November 28, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Happy Harvest, lovely people 💙🤘🏼
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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I am livid at this point. A third expert, Biden’s own cyber security expert at that, has requested an audit of the 2024 election.

IS THIS ADMINISTRATION GOING TO FINALLY LISTEN?
November 26, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Anyone, any entity, anywhere in the world can just pay him any amount (for anything he promises in return), and there's no disclosure of the payments, no oversight of any of it by anyone, and of course no potential bribery prosecution (of him) because... immune.
www.nytimes.com/2024/11/24/u...
November 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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New substack for y'all.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Letter to President Biden and Vice President Harris: November 25, 2024
Dear President Biden and Vice President Harris,
substack.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
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audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
November 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.

Love,

God
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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The answer really is fuck no.
November 23, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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I’m still amazed people think Project 2025 isn’t going to happen. Nobody writes a 920 page manifesto and then at the very end says, “just kidding!”
November 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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#RESIST 🇺🇸
November 23, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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Sorry, Morning Joe, we’re just not that in to you.
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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No vetting at all, no background checks, and then blanket security clearances for all.

Agencies holding national security sensitive material are presumably thinking very hard right now about what material they're going to leave behind in the files on Jan 20...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Period
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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Matt Gaetz will never be AG...maybe someday he can still be a real boy.
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM