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Social media (and specifically microblogging platforms like X the Everything App and Bluesky) is purpose-built to appeal to the animal my parents created.
My job as a columnist at Eurogamer is to make sure our outlet provides our social media following with unique and attention-grabbing headlines.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hang on
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Guys you'll never guess what the Apple store icon is a skeuomorph for
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"If a game isn't made to specifically appeal to my tastes, it shouldn't exist."
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Me and the boys
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If I like the concept, I will try the thing you make. I won't even act like you're actually a really bad person for trying and failing to make something, but I won't continue using it if I don't see any current use for it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is my new metric for how evil something is.
Cars kill thousands of orphanages per second.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What are you doing
"I'm setting up a monthly donation to my favourite nihilist military organization."
What's that?
"Tanks for nothing."
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I was right.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Your quarterly reminder that streaming video on youtube is orders of magnitude more impactful than using an LLM for the same period of time.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can't you do NFC stuff without unlocking your phone
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Nobody told me music could be more than a minute
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Supercomputer
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I’m assuming this is some bullshit about steam forums but it’s really funny to imagine Gabe Newell talking about ZOG at the international
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It's too early to go to sleep but my eyes instinctively started drooping reading this
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Those arrows are hitting the wrong part of the bull
Hear me out: what if we destroy them all and eliminate most of modern computing entirely?
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just noticed:
ARM????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What's great is that none of this would have changed the election results.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Really liking helium's experimental compact UI.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
When a bad meme is politically charged and vaguely aligns with your politics so everyone hates it when you say "this is stupid actually"
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm crying waiting for Asahi on M3...
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The best twist is one that goes in a straight line from what you already told the reader, to what you reveal at the end.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"While they expect it to be very competitively priced with a PC, it will be priced like a PC rather than like a console with games subsidizing the up front hardware purchase."
Getting my bet in now:
It'll be 800 dollars.
"This is unnecessarily confusing people are going to mistake the old steam controller for the new steam controller"
Nobody bought or cared about the new one, and they don't sell it anymore... Maybe I'm stupid but I don't really see that being a problem.
[Timestamped Link]
Valve’s New Console and Controller - STEAM Machine & STEAM Controller (2026) First Look
YouTube video by Linus Tech Tips
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"This is unnecessarily confusing people are going to mistake the old steam controller for the new steam controller"
Nobody bought or cared about the new one, and they don't sell it anymore... Maybe I'm stupid but I don't really see that being a problem.
[Timestamped Link]
Valve’s New Console and Controller - STEAM Machine & STEAM Controller (2026) First Look
YouTube video by Linus Tech Tips
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM