BajaBlastMyAss
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Imagine Sweetgreen but with Chinese food. Okay scratch that, just imagine a Chinese Restaurant.
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Imagine Sweetgreen but with Chinese food. Okay scratch that, just imagine a Chinese Restaurant.
Both Toy Story 3 & Wayne's World use the song "Dream Weaver"by Gary Wright, which brought me to the wiki page that confirms those 2. The wiki page also informed that that song is the inspiration to NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!
Having gone and listened to the track, its very clearly about dream murder.
Having gone and listened to the track, its very clearly about dream murder.
August 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Both Toy Story 3 & Wayne's World use the song "Dream Weaver"by Gary Wright, which brought me to the wiki page that confirms those 2. The wiki page also informed that that song is the inspiration to NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!
Having gone and listened to the track, its very clearly about dream murder.
Having gone and listened to the track, its very clearly about dream murder.
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I’ve seen Jennifer Garner in 500 commercials and one movie. But the one movie was Dallas Buyer’s Club, so go ahead, Jennifer.
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ve seen Jennifer Garner in 500 commercials and one movie. But the one movie was Dallas Buyer’s Club, so go ahead, Jennifer.
tired of not bleeding while you eat a delicious taco? I was too.
May 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
tired of not bleeding while you eat a delicious taco? I was too.
Childish Gambino would be like:
"Typing at the Starbucks, call that shit a JavaScript"
"Typing at the Starbucks, call that shit a JavaScript"
May 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Childish Gambino would be like:
"Typing at the Starbucks, call that shit a JavaScript"
"Typing at the Starbucks, call that shit a JavaScript"
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It’s hard not to root for Cruella DeVille. She’s just cool. She should kill as many dogs as she likes
March 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s hard not to root for Cruella DeVille. She’s just cool. She should kill as many dogs as she likes
Watching a live Earth, Wind, & Fire concert from the 80s and everyone on stage and in the crowd is VISIBLY on cocaine! Great stuff
March 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Watching a live Earth, Wind, & Fire concert from the 80s and everyone on stage and in the crowd is VISIBLY on cocaine! Great stuff
Boner Patrol??? What's next? A microscope UP MY ASS?? nice try numbnuts but I'll pass 😒
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Boner Patrol??? What's next? A microscope UP MY ASS?? nice try numbnuts but I'll pass 😒
They haven't asked me to be in Super Smash Bros, and that's okay. The pressure would crush me.
February 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They haven't asked me to be in Super Smash Bros, and that's okay. The pressure would crush me.
Spaghetti is my favorite word. Something about it just gets me.
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Spaghetti is my favorite word. Something about it just gets me.
kept on getting xmen clips, so I watched an X-Men movie last night. Wasn't even the right movie tho. Gotta watch another xmen movie tn, I guess 😞
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
kept on getting xmen clips, so I watched an X-Men movie last night. Wasn't even the right movie tho. Gotta watch another xmen movie tn, I guess 😞
one lady is mad I'm not playing enough AC/DC. other lady is mad I played any AC/DC. I put on Sir Duke and am taking a poop while it plays 🤙 DJ'ing sucks. More respect to them ♥️
February 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
one lady is mad I'm not playing enough AC/DC. other lady is mad I played any AC/DC. I put on Sir Duke and am taking a poop while it plays 🤙 DJ'ing sucks. More respect to them ♥️
I met the dude behind the Santa suit. Good sport, called me a dick (warranted). He is the planner to the wedding I'm dj'ing in a week (it's my 7th grade teachers wedding)
Santa came into trivia tn. He gave me coal, sat down for 5 minutes, and upon his departure shouted at me to be good cause there's only 2 weeks left. His eyes were terrifying.
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I met the dude behind the Santa suit. Good sport, called me a dick (warranted). He is the planner to the wedding I'm dj'ing in a week (it's my 7th grade teachers wedding)
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Santa came into trivia tn. He gave me coal, sat down for 5 minutes, and upon his departure shouted at me to be good cause there's only 2 weeks left. His eyes were terrifying.
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Santa came into trivia tn. He gave me coal, sat down for 5 minutes, and upon his departure shouted at me to be good cause there's only 2 weeks left. His eyes were terrifying.
being left on read romantically: it happens; c'est la vie!
being left on read professionally: WTF DID I DO TO YOUUUUU
being left on read professionally: WTF DID I DO TO YOUUUUU
January 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
being left on read romantically: it happens; c'est la vie!
being left on read professionally: WTF DID I DO TO YOUUUUU
being left on read professionally: WTF DID I DO TO YOUUUUU
karaoke videos should have the metronome on the screen or something. we're being left in the dark.
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
karaoke videos should have the metronome on the screen or something. we're being left in the dark.
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just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
"Don't Get Me Wrong" by the Pretenders has the same chord progression as "I'm Not Okay" by MCR and it's beautiful
December 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
"Don't Get Me Wrong" by the Pretenders has the same chord progression as "I'm Not Okay" by MCR and it's beautiful
sometimes I send Ernesto screenshots of memes like he's in prison
December 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
sometimes I send Ernesto screenshots of memes like he's in prison
this chili is affecting the ph of my environments. i am FORTIN
big ol fat pot of chili at home. havent had a bowl yet cause of how late I made it last night. thinkin about it
December 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
this chili is affecting the ph of my environments. i am FORTIN
big ol fat pot of chili at home. havent had a bowl yet cause of how late I made it last night. thinkin about it
December 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
big ol fat pot of chili at home. havent had a bowl yet cause of how late I made it last night. thinkin about it
Some guy in a big black pick up almost ran me over today so I flipped him off and screamed fuck you. He stopped the car and lowered his window to tell me "he legit didn't see me" . We said happy holidays and kept it pushin❤️🩹
December 12, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Some guy in a big black pick up almost ran me over today so I flipped him off and screamed fuck you. He stopped the car and lowered his window to tell me "he legit didn't see me" . We said happy holidays and kept it pushin❤️🩹
Santa came into trivia tn. He gave me coal, sat down for 5 minutes, and upon his departure shouted at me to be good cause there's only 2 weeks left. His eyes were terrifying.
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Santa came into trivia tn. He gave me coal, sat down for 5 minutes, and upon his departure shouted at me to be good cause there's only 2 weeks left. His eyes were terrifying.
every vegetable panini should be sentenced to death.
December 8, 2024 at 5:56 AM
every vegetable panini should be sentenced to death.