Bailey
@baileybydesign.bsky.social
Baseball enthusiast. 34, bisexual femme obsessed with that gay pirate show living their best life in Izzy Canyon. They/She.
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I spent the whole weekend building a loft bed for the child. Never again. But also now he has SO much room! He’s getting a couch! He’s getting all his books and puzzles in his room! He’ll never have to see his boring old parents again 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I spent the whole weekend building a loft bed for the child. Never again. But also now he has SO much room! He’s getting a couch! He’s getting all his books and puzzles in his room! He’ll never have to see his boring old parents again 🤣
I have been adopted into a family that wants to participate in something called “MST3K Turkey Day” today and I am. Sigh. Anyway Action Kid is VERY happy so I shall tolerate it 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have been adopted into a family that wants to participate in something called “MST3K Turkey Day” today and I am. Sigh. Anyway Action Kid is VERY happy so I shall tolerate it 🤣
I just made dough to make rolls in the morning to go with my American spouse’s thanksgiving 2.0 meal tomorrow and that was too much for a Wednesday night. I do not know how Americans do it. Monday is much more sensible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just made dough to make rolls in the morning to go with my American spouse’s thanksgiving 2.0 meal tomorrow and that was too much for a Wednesday night. I do not know how Americans do it. Monday is much more sensible.
Today I nannied a 12YO whose hobbies include creating fake LinkedIn profiles and applying for jobs, and “British real estate”. They’re getting her tested for autism. I don’t think they need the tests 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Today I nannied a 12YO whose hobbies include creating fake LinkedIn profiles and applying for jobs, and “British real estate”. They’re getting her tested for autism. I don’t think they need the tests 🤣
LET KERSHAW PITCH YOU COWARD
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
LET KERSHAW PITCH YOU COWARD
I hate George Springer so much. And watching my city — my country — cheer so loudly for a cheater makes me sick honestly. What’s even the point if the cheaters are allowed to keep playing?
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I hate George Springer so much. And watching my city — my country — cheer so loudly for a cheater makes me sick honestly. What’s even the point if the cheaters are allowed to keep playing?
Y’all six children is so many children. Today I babysat 5 children in addition to my own child and honestly this experience confirmed for me that I’m meant to stay home and take care of my family but SIX CHILDREN I feel like fucking Maria after her first day with the Von Trapps.
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Y’all six children is so many children. Today I babysat 5 children in addition to my own child and honestly this experience confirmed for me that I’m meant to stay home and take care of my family but SIX CHILDREN I feel like fucking Maria after her first day with the Von Trapps.
Alright I’m gonna need all my friends to move within walking distance of me so I can make crockpots of soup for everyone instead of just for me TIA
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Alright I’m gonna need all my friends to move within walking distance of me so I can make crockpots of soup for everyone instead of just for me TIA
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Amazon just turned every single Ring camera into a potential ICE camera for sending your neighbors to concentration camps.
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Amazon just turned every single Ring camera into a potential ICE camera for sending your neighbors to concentration camps.
It is honestly one of the worst feelings in the world to care so deeply about something and know that literally everyone around you thinks you’re overreacting and that you should stop caring because they’ve moved on. Cheaters deserve to be punished. Yes this post is about George Springer.
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It is honestly one of the worst feelings in the world to care so deeply about something and know that literally everyone around you thinks you’re overreacting and that you should stop caring because they’ve moved on. Cheaters deserve to be punished. Yes this post is about George Springer.
I am trying to be more active on here but it’s hard because Life. Anyway I hope all you pocket friends are well ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am trying to be more active on here but it’s hard because Life. Anyway I hope all you pocket friends are well ❤️
Hi I would like for things to stop being hard and to go back to enjoying being gay married in peace kthxbye
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hi I would like for things to stop being hard and to go back to enjoying being gay married in peace kthxbye
Roommate told us yesterday she’s moving out. I’m so ready for her to be gone. Ready to not have to walk on eggshells and manage her emotions. Also ready to be able to do whatever we want with our stuff rather than having to do as the dictator dictates or risk it all being thrown in our bedroom.
September 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Roommate told us yesterday she’s moving out. I’m so ready for her to be gone. Ready to not have to walk on eggshells and manage her emotions. Also ready to be able to do whatever we want with our stuff rather than having to do as the dictator dictates or risk it all being thrown in our bedroom.
In what is potentially the most on-brand thing we’ve ever done, @shiphitsthefan.bsky.social and I began our wedding day in our matching oranges pyjamas ❤️
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In what is potentially the most on-brand thing we’ve ever done, @shiphitsthefan.bsky.social and I began our wedding day in our matching oranges pyjamas ❤️
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on the way home, my car died on the fucking highway
I had to leave it behind at a dealership mechanic and am driving home with a rental car. Then I'm gonna have to drive 5.5 hours back to get it when it's fixed
I had to leave it behind at a dealership mechanic and am driving home with a rental car. Then I'm gonna have to drive 5.5 hours back to get it when it's fixed
August 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
on the way home, my car died on the fucking highway
I had to leave it behind at a dealership mechanic and am driving home with a rental car. Then I'm gonna have to drive 5.5 hours back to get it when it's fixed
I had to leave it behind at a dealership mechanic and am driving home with a rental car. Then I'm gonna have to drive 5.5 hours back to get it when it's fixed
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absolutely no obligation but if you want to help offset the cost of whatever the hell is wrong with my car
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I'll happily do c0mms
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August 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
absolutely no obligation but if you want to help offset the cost of whatever the hell is wrong with my car
ko-fi.com/kermie94
I'll happily do c0mms
ko-fi.com/kermie94
I'll happily do c0mms
We’re so fucking married
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We’re so fucking married
Oh hey my mom texted me today for the first time in 21 months 🫠 having some Emotions™️
June 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oh hey my mom texted me today for the first time in 21 months 🫠 having some Emotions™️
Ugh got some test results back, need further tests but all signs point to celiac and I am. Happy to finally have an answer (after eighteen fucking years), but also sad because I LOVE baked goods. And gluten free flours give me heartburn. Anyway just wanted to complain 😂
May 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ugh got some test results back, need further tests but all signs point to celiac and I am. Happy to finally have an answer (after eighteen fucking years), but also sad because I LOVE baked goods. And gluten free flours give me heartburn. Anyway just wanted to complain 😂
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This is doing the rounds again and once again, THIS IS NOT CORRECT. That is a trans helpline run by a charity. It is not a suicide helpline or run by the government.
translifeline.org/hotline/#faq
translifeline.org/hotline/#faq
May 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is doing the rounds again and once again, THIS IS NOT CORRECT. That is a trans helpline run by a charity. It is not a suicide helpline or run by the government.
translifeline.org/hotline/#faq
translifeline.org/hotline/#faq
11YO is being hit HARD by puberty and is starting to discover “muttering under your breath about adults being annoying” the problem is that he has no concept of volume and just speaks in his normal voice 🤣
May 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
11YO is being hit HARD by puberty and is starting to discover “muttering under your breath about adults being annoying” the problem is that he has no concept of volume and just speaks in his normal voice 🤣
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SONG OF THE LIONESS GRAPHIC NOVELS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sam Beck and I are adapting the books into graphic novels for Abrams (linked here, Book 1 dropping next month) if you want to check them out as comics!
As a trans writer it meant the world to me to be able to work on adapting these books.
As a trans writer it meant the world to me to be able to work on adapting these books.
Song of the Lioness, Book 1: Alanna: A Graphic Novel Adaptation|Paperback
The first book in #1 New York Times bestselling author Tamora Pierce’s award-winning Song of the Lioness quartet, adapted into a gorgeous, full-color graphic novel In Song of the Lioness, Book 1...
www.barnesandnoble.com
April 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
SONG OF THE LIONESS GRAPHIC NOVELS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
@shiphitsthefan.bsky.social and I have learned today that we are ABSOLUTELY dinner at 3pm people cannot wait to be senior citizens with you 😘
April 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@shiphitsthefan.bsky.social and I have learned today that we are ABSOLUTELY dinner at 3pm people cannot wait to be senior citizens with you 😘
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“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
Happiest of days of birth to my beloved @gentleranium.bsky.social hope your day is marvellous darling 😘
April 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Happiest of days of birth to my beloved @gentleranium.bsky.social hope your day is marvellous darling 😘