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Economist In 2126: It’s foolish for President Pepsi Kardashian to impose tariffs. We did that one hundred years ago and it caused The Flensing
April 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Economist In 2126: It’s foolish for President Pepsi Kardashian to impose tariffs. We did that one hundred years ago and it caused The Flensing
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you're not prepared for the gen x posting coming for this website.
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 AM
you're not prepared for the gen x posting coming for this website.
When you’re so boring you choose fascism for the entertainment value…
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
When you’re so boring you choose fascism for the entertainment value…
It was cool how in like the 1600s you could really wow someone with an apple.
Like if you had an apple and asked a stranger, “Do you want some of this?” They were like, “fuck yeah lemme get a taste of that.”
Like if you had an apple and asked a stranger, “Do you want some of this?” They were like, “fuck yeah lemme get a taste of that.”
March 9, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It was cool how in like the 1600s you could really wow someone with an apple.
Like if you had an apple and asked a stranger, “Do you want some of this?” They were like, “fuck yeah lemme get a taste of that.”
Like if you had an apple and asked a stranger, “Do you want some of this?” They were like, “fuck yeah lemme get a taste of that.”
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“you can’t possibly remember everyone who has ever wronged you”
me:
me:
February 12, 2024 at 8:45 PM
“you can’t possibly remember everyone who has ever wronged you”
me:
me:
Why does my phone keep trying to autocorrect my girlfriend’s name to McRib?
February 2, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Why does my phone keep trying to autocorrect my girlfriend’s name to McRib?
Starting a new trend called “dolphining” where I just run and jump with my boys
January 26, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Starting a new trend called “dolphining” where I just run and jump with my boys
I think if I was an ESPN analyst and they asked me what I thought of this Cowboy game, I would just smoke a cigarette live on the air.
January 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I think if I was an ESPN analyst and they asked me what I thought of this Cowboy game, I would just smoke a cigarette live on the air.
Dak Prescott needs to be over.
*2-5 in the playoffs
*12 TDs, 7 INTs
*Worse by basically every metric in the postseason
*2-5 in the playoffs
*12 TDs, 7 INTs
*Worse by basically every metric in the postseason
January 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Dak Prescott needs to be over.
*2-5 in the playoffs
*12 TDs, 7 INTs
*Worse by basically every metric in the postseason
*2-5 in the playoffs
*12 TDs, 7 INTs
*Worse by basically every metric in the postseason
When it gets cold, it’s hard to believe it was ever warm.
When it gets warm, who can remember the cold days?
When it gets warm, who can remember the cold days?
January 11, 2024 at 1:18 AM
When it gets cold, it’s hard to believe it was ever warm.
When it gets warm, who can remember the cold days?
When it gets warm, who can remember the cold days?
Bout to throw a whole chapter of an audiobook onto this playlist like an absolute madman
January 9, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Bout to throw a whole chapter of an audiobook onto this playlist like an absolute madman
You know a book’s gonna be wack when it calls a face a “countenance”
January 9, 2024 at 3:23 AM
You know a book’s gonna be wack when it calls a face a “countenance”
The more I think about it — maybe we shouldn’t have news everyday? Like, what if we just thought about it, made sure we knew what we were talking about, and then reported on shit.
January 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
The more I think about it — maybe we shouldn’t have news everyday? Like, what if we just thought about it, made sure we knew what we were talking about, and then reported on shit.
Constantly send my friends $0.01 on Venmo with the message “thanks for nothing” attached
January 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Constantly send my friends $0.01 on Venmo with the message “thanks for nothing” attached
I could look into the woods at night, and within 3 minutes, swear to you that Satan is real and he is all around us.
January 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I could look into the woods at night, and within 3 minutes, swear to you that Satan is real and he is all around us.
Some thoughts on THE BOY AND THE HERON 📽️: Miyazaki’s movies capture what it actually feels like to be a kid better than anyone else’s. The curiosity, the wonder, the unanswerable questions those feelings produce. “Why is that bird talking?” “I don’t know I’m 7!”
January 2, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Some thoughts on THE BOY AND THE HERON 📽️: Miyazaki’s movies capture what it actually feels like to be a kid better than anyone else’s. The curiosity, the wonder, the unanswerable questions those feelings produce. “Why is that bird talking?” “I don’t know I’m 7!”
I enjoyed seeing old friends but now I can’t remember some of their names.
January 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I enjoyed seeing old friends but now I can’t remember some of their names.
Do you ever drink for a week straight because you are on vacation and then become convinced that a part of your brain has left forever?
January 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Do you ever drink for a week straight because you are on vacation and then become convinced that a part of your brain has left forever?