That looks really comfy, too.

Love you too.

I would risk infection for cuddles.

Even better.

Cock Neck sounds like a stress injury from giving head.

To be clear, this sounds like a wonderful injury to get, kind of like when I injure my tongue, for similar reasons.

This is just what I get like when I'm sick. It's such a disappointment for me.

If you're sick, that seems legit. Though, Ice cream might me iffy. For some, dairy makes congestion worse.

I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but this is usually my first recommendation for any problem.

"Have you tried having orgasms about it?"

If they have one and tell me it didn't work, I point out that I said Orgasms plural.

I'm genuinely impressed with any woman who goes through her entire work day wearing heels, regardless of how expensive they are.

Beyond that, if you're in a doctor's office, you're *probably* not there to critique her shoes...

This is fair. This is not usually a sleeping position on our bed...

What the actual fuck?

No, my dude. You may be a doctor, but that is some bullshit.

Girls in our generation keep developing these complex issues because they live in a reality where they genuinely cannot feel safe around almost half the human population. *That* is the core of what needs fixing.

This is good news.

Sweet, more cuddles. .)

Sadly, this is not *entirely* true. I won't have tip money for some time but when I do have it, I share.

Yes. Whichever means she gets proper monetary compensation for her work.