Otter Nonsense
@baelyan.bsky.social
I think the name says it all...
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I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
Well, turns out that this was inaccurate.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
There are not enough pain meds for today.
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
There are not enough pain meds for today.
I failed, because it *did* kill me. I'm collapsed lungs.
hi! i’m a yacht!
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I failed, because it *did* kill me. I'm collapsed lungs.
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People with trauma histories often interpret neutral cues as negative.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People with trauma histories often interpret neutral cues as negative.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
"You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come.
Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.
So, I'm sitting here discussing secrets with my friends, and it occurs to me. Had anyone explained to me when I was younger that Medical Examiners were still doctors, (I wanted to be a doctor as a kid, but I don't handle entitled sick people well), I would also have taken up ventriloquism.
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
So, I'm sitting here discussing secrets with my friends, and it occurs to me. Had anyone explained to me when I was younger that Medical Examiners were still doctors, (I wanted to be a doctor as a kid, but I don't handle entitled sick people well), I would also have taken up ventriloquism.
Her: I haven't orgasmed all year.
Me: Neither have I.
Her: You haven't orgasmed your whole life.
Me: That just makes it worse, doesn't it?
Me: Neither have I.
Her: You haven't orgasmed your whole life.
Me: That just makes it worse, doesn't it?
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Her: I haven't orgasmed all year.
Me: Neither have I.
Her: You haven't orgasmed your whole life.
Me: That just makes it worse, doesn't it?
Me: Neither have I.
Her: You haven't orgasmed your whole life.
Me: That just makes it worse, doesn't it?
Brought her books.
He devoured me
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Brought her books.
Help, help.
I'm being oppressed...
My person (@angienash42.bsky.social ) refuses to buy coke until tomorrow.
(This is me being ridiculous and bugging her about it.)
I'm being oppressed...
My person (@angienash42.bsky.social ) refuses to buy coke until tomorrow.
(This is me being ridiculous and bugging her about it.)
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Help, help.
I'm being oppressed...
My person (@angienash42.bsky.social ) refuses to buy coke until tomorrow.
(This is me being ridiculous and bugging her about it.)
I'm being oppressed...
My person (@angienash42.bsky.social ) refuses to buy coke until tomorrow.
(This is me being ridiculous and bugging her about it.)
Before someone goes and says I should be asking a woman's parents then. No. They created a *child*, she created a woman.
Also, I don't have the power, or right, to possess a woman. If I am *lucky* then I will get the chance to share her life, and *maybe* she will offer me a position of power in it.
Also, I don't have the power, or right, to possess a woman. If I am *lucky* then I will get the chance to share her life, and *maybe* she will offer me a position of power in it.
I don't save posts or images that I see online. That's not me saying you shouldn't, it's just the way I do things.
I think that art and beauty are *meant* to be fleeting. Something seen for a moment and then remembered fondly.
If I want to possess is, that should be arranged with its creator.
I think that art and beauty are *meant* to be fleeting. Something seen for a moment and then remembered fondly.
If I want to possess is, that should be arranged with its creator.
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Before someone goes and says I should be asking a woman's parents then. No. They created a *child*, she created a woman.
Also, I don't have the power, or right, to possess a woman. If I am *lucky* then I will get the chance to share her life, and *maybe* she will offer me a position of power in it.
Also, I don't have the power, or right, to possess a woman. If I am *lucky* then I will get the chance to share her life, and *maybe* she will offer me a position of power in it.
I don't save posts or images that I see online. That's not me saying you shouldn't, it's just the way I do things.
I think that art and beauty are *meant* to be fleeting. Something seen for a moment and then remembered fondly.
If I want to possess is, that should be arranged with its creator.
I think that art and beauty are *meant* to be fleeting. Something seen for a moment and then remembered fondly.
If I want to possess is, that should be arranged with its creator.
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I don't save posts or images that I see online. That's not me saying you shouldn't, it's just the way I do things.
I think that art and beauty are *meant* to be fleeting. Something seen for a moment and then remembered fondly.
If I want to possess is, that should be arranged with its creator.
I think that art and beauty are *meant* to be fleeting. Something seen for a moment and then remembered fondly.
If I want to possess is, that should be arranged with its creator.
Well, turns out that this was inaccurate.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
So...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Well, turns out that this was inaccurate.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
It was a weirdly good weekend filled with controversial debate and philosophical discourse.
I enjoyed most of it, a lot.
I enjoyed most of it, a lot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
It was a weirdly good weekend filled with controversial debate and philosophical discourse.
I enjoyed most of it, a lot.
I enjoyed most of it, a lot.
If your response to systemic issues in society is "Well *I'm* not doing that." Shut up, and sit down, because you are part of the problem.
If you want to be part of the solution, you have to educate yourself, educate your children, and educate everyone else that you know. Not shout your innocence.
If you want to be part of the solution, you have to educate yourself, educate your children, and educate everyone else that you know. Not shout your innocence.
Yes, "Not All Men", but shut the fuck up because this isn't about the good ones.
Yes, "Black Lives Matter", because *all* lives *should* matter but people don't seem to value them equally.
None of these problems are going to go away in our lifetimes. That's awful but true. Speak up anyway.
Yes, "Black Lives Matter", because *all* lives *should* matter but people don't seem to value them equally.
None of these problems are going to go away in our lifetimes. That's awful but true. Speak up anyway.
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If your response to systemic issues in society is "Well *I'm* not doing that." Shut up, and sit down, because you are part of the problem.
If you want to be part of the solution, you have to educate yourself, educate your children, and educate everyone else that you know. Not shout your innocence.
If you want to be part of the solution, you have to educate yourself, educate your children, and educate everyone else that you know. Not shout your innocence.
Yes, "Not All Men", but shut the fuck up because this isn't about the good ones.
Yes, "Black Lives Matter", because *all* lives *should* matter but people don't seem to value them equally.
None of these problems are going to go away in our lifetimes. That's awful but true. Speak up anyway.
Yes, "Black Lives Matter", because *all* lives *should* matter but people don't seem to value them equally.
None of these problems are going to go away in our lifetimes. That's awful but true. Speak up anyway.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yes, "Not All Men", but shut the fuck up because this isn't about the good ones.
Yes, "Black Lives Matter", because *all* lives *should* matter but people don't seem to value them equally.
None of these problems are going to go away in our lifetimes. That's awful but true. Speak up anyway.
Yes, "Black Lives Matter", because *all* lives *should* matter but people don't seem to value them equally.
None of these problems are going to go away in our lifetimes. That's awful but true. Speak up anyway.
For all that is worthwhile, men.
It doesn't matter if all of us are the problem. *Enough* of us are the problem that safety can only be assured by women protecting themselves as if we might as well all be.
The only thing you can do to be better is put your ego aside, and don't make it worse.
It doesn't matter if all of us are the problem. *Enough* of us are the problem that safety can only be assured by women protecting themselves as if we might as well all be.
The only thing you can do to be better is put your ego aside, and don't make it worse.
she doesn't owe you a smile or a kind word
she doesn't owe you a flat stomach or perky breasts
she doesn't owe you a tight body or a skinny waist
she doesn't owe you a made-up face or painted nails
she doesn't owe you a flat stomach or perky breasts
she doesn't owe you a tight body or a skinny waist
she doesn't owe you a made-up face or painted nails
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
For all that is worthwhile, men.
It doesn't matter if all of us are the problem. *Enough* of us are the problem that safety can only be assured by women protecting themselves as if we might as well all be.
The only thing you can do to be better is put your ego aside, and don't make it worse.
It doesn't matter if all of us are the problem. *Enough* of us are the problem that safety can only be assured by women protecting themselves as if we might as well all be.
The only thing you can do to be better is put your ego aside, and don't make it worse.
And remember, his doesn't just apply to teens. Friends, parents, whoever might be going out and aren't sure if you're going to be comfortable.
Set up something like this to give yourself a safe way out.
*Way* too often, a good time goes bad and you're just stuck there.
Set up something like this to give yourself a safe way out.
*Way* too often, a good time goes bad and you're just stuck there.
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, I feel after several conversations this weekend that it is time to bring back an old favourite of mine.
Let me remind you all of The X Plan.
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Please spread this like the last pandemic.
Let me remind you all of The X Plan.
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Please spread this like the last pandemic.
'The X Plan' Parents Use Discreet Strategy To Help Teens Fight Peer Pressure
The concept isn't new. Before texts were the norm, parents like Amanda Khalil's mom had her use safewords during phone calls.
www.cbsnews.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And remember, his doesn't just apply to teens. Friends, parents, whoever might be going out and aren't sure if you're going to be comfortable.
Set up something like this to give yourself a safe way out.
*Way* too often, a good time goes bad and you're just stuck there.
Set up something like this to give yourself a safe way out.
*Way* too often, a good time goes bad and you're just stuck there.
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, I feel after several conversations this weekend that it is time to bring back an old favourite of mine.
Let me remind you all of The X Plan.
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Please spread this like the last pandemic.
Let me remind you all of The X Plan.
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Please spread this like the last pandemic.
'The X Plan' Parents Use Discreet Strategy To Help Teens Fight Peer Pressure
The concept isn't new. Before texts were the norm, parents like Amanda Khalil's mom had her use safewords during phone calls.
www.cbsnews.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, I feel after several conversations this weekend that it is time to bring back an old favourite of mine.
Let me remind you all of The X Plan.
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Please spread this like the last pandemic.
Let me remind you all of The X Plan.
www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...
Please spread this like the last pandemic.
Made it home, didn't need bail money. I call that a win.
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Made it home, didn't need bail money. I call that a win.
Most of the time, I want to cuddle and share personal time, and if we're feeling it then maybe we'll enjoy each other as well.
Quoiromantic | Aromantics Wiki | Fandom share.google/snBzFDMjGS7A...
So, this is where I fall on the sexual/romantic spectrum.
My brain doesn't create the same boundaries that most people have for relationships.
Those boundaries are grown, organically, over time.
So, this is where I fall on the sexual/romantic spectrum.
My brain doesn't create the same boundaries that most people have for relationships.
Those boundaries are grown, organically, over time.
Quoiromantic
Quoiromantic, also known as WTFromantic, is an alternative to a romantic orientation label. The originator of the quoi- prefix, Cor, defines being quoiromantic as 1) not understanding or actively disi...
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December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Most of the time, I want to cuddle and share personal time, and if we're feeling it then maybe we'll enjoy each other as well.
Quoiromantic | Aromantics Wiki | Fandom share.google/snBzFDMjGS7A...
So, this is where I fall on the sexual/romantic spectrum.
My brain doesn't create the same boundaries that most people have for relationships.
Those boundaries are grown, organically, over time.
So, this is where I fall on the sexual/romantic spectrum.
My brain doesn't create the same boundaries that most people have for relationships.
Those boundaries are grown, organically, over time.
Quoiromantic
Quoiromantic, also known as WTFromantic, is an alternative to a romantic orientation label. The originator of the quoi- prefix, Cor, defines being quoiromantic as 1) not understanding or actively disi...
share.google
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Quoiromantic | Aromantics Wiki | Fandom share.google/snBzFDMjGS7A...
So, this is where I fall on the sexual/romantic spectrum.
My brain doesn't create the same boundaries that most people have for relationships.
Those boundaries are grown, organically, over time.
So, this is where I fall on the sexual/romantic spectrum.
My brain doesn't create the same boundaries that most people have for relationships.
Those boundaries are grown, organically, over time.
I have to go outside today. Let me just put on my sun block.
Picture borrowed from www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Lumo...
Picture borrowed from www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Lumo...
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I have to go outside today. Let me just put on my sun block.
Picture borrowed from www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Lumo...
Picture borrowed from www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Lumo...
So... I'm doing the morning thing, and I just realised; I eat pineapple at breakfast every morning.
Do with that information what you will.
Do with that information what you will.
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So... I'm doing the morning thing, and I just realised; I eat pineapple at breakfast every morning.
Do with that information what you will.
Do with that information what you will.
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite Muppet is.
When you have a silent migraine, so you put on your headset and turn the volume up; because you have social anxiety, and killing everyone for the noises they're making would mean talking to the authorities...
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
When you have a silent migraine, so you put on your headset and turn the volume up; because you have social anxiety, and killing everyone for the noises they're making would mean talking to the authorities...
Running Fallout 76 quests: "Hang on, gotta put my big girl panties on."
I literally named this armor 'Big Girl Panties'.
I literally named this armor 'Big Girl Panties'.
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Running Fallout 76 quests: "Hang on, gotta put my big girl panties on."
I literally named this armor 'Big Girl Panties'.
I literally named this armor 'Big Girl Panties'.
If I use my vitamin gummies to make vodka gummies, does that make it a healthy choice?
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If I use my vitamin gummies to make vodka gummies, does that make it a healthy choice?