Otter Nonsense
@baelyan.bsky.social
I think the name says it all...
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So...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
I thought it important to put out there that this account is unlikely to be used to post anything but replies to, or content expressly commanded by @angienash42.bsky.social.
If there is something that has been mentioned in a post that you want to see, talk to her...
Well, turns out that this was inaccurate.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
I'm also posting my own thoughts and musings, but that was unexpected. I stand by the second bit though. She handles my appearances.
Me to @angienash42.bsky.social: Just so you know, there's a two for one snuggles and phone games offer, in the bed right now.
Her: Oh? Give me details.
Me: If you come to bed and play phone games, you get snuggles absolutely free*.
Her: Oh? Give me details.
Me: If you come to bed and play phone games, you get snuggles absolutely free*.
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Me to @angienash42.bsky.social: Just so you know, there's a two for one snuggles and phone games offer, in the bed right now.
Her: Oh? Give me details.
Me: If you come to bed and play phone games, you get snuggles absolutely free*.
Her: Oh? Give me details.
Me: If you come to bed and play phone games, you get snuggles absolutely free*.
Anybody know the contact info for one of the gods of sleep?
I'm not picky, I just need a decent few hours where the pain isn't waking me up.
I'm not picky, I just need a decent few hours where the pain isn't waking me up.
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Anybody know the contact info for one of the gods of sleep?
I'm not picky, I just need a decent few hours where the pain isn't waking me up.
I'm not picky, I just need a decent few hours where the pain isn't waking me up.
I'm not procrastinating...
I'm delegating this problem to future me.
I'm delegating this problem to future me.
January 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm not procrastinating...
I'm delegating this problem to future me.
I'm delegating this problem to future me.
Her: Where is the fucking machine.
Me: It's over there, but you can't see it because the base is black and the dick is hiding under the towel.
@angienash42.bsky.social
Me: It's over there, but you can't see it because the base is black and the dick is hiding under the towel.
@angienash42.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Her: Where is the fucking machine.
Me: It's over there, but you can't see it because the base is black and the dick is hiding under the towel.
@angienash42.bsky.social
Me: It's over there, but you can't see it because the base is black and the dick is hiding under the towel.
@angienash42.bsky.social
This is important to remember for everyone. What you see in your limited interaction with people does not define them, or their value.
Service workers, do not exist for your convenience. They perform a service, for which you should treat them with respect.
Service workers, do not exist for your convenience. They perform a service, for which you should treat them with respect.
Hey just a reminder, I'm a whole person behind the sex work.
I have feelings, I have a personal life and so much more than what you see.
Treating me equivalent to a sex doll that powers on whenever you feel like it is not the way to be.
I have feelings, I have a personal life and so much more than what you see.
Treating me equivalent to a sex doll that powers on whenever you feel like it is not the way to be.
January 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This is important to remember for everyone. What you see in your limited interaction with people does not define them, or their value.
Service workers, do not exist for your convenience. They perform a service, for which you should treat them with respect.
Service workers, do not exist for your convenience. They perform a service, for which you should treat them with respect.
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Conversation between me and @angienash42.bsky.social:
Me: I'm getting a coke, try not to explode all over the wall before I get back.
Her: ...
Me: Because I'm not cleaning that up. I *will* learn Necromancy, just to make you clean up your own mess.
Me: I'm getting a coke, try not to explode all over the wall before I get back.
Her: ...
Me: Because I'm not cleaning that up. I *will* learn Necromancy, just to make you clean up your own mess.
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Conversation between me and @angienash42.bsky.social:
Me: I'm getting a coke, try not to explode all over the wall before I get back.
Her: ...
Me: Because I'm not cleaning that up. I *will* learn Necromancy, just to make you clean up your own mess.
Me: I'm getting a coke, try not to explode all over the wall before I get back.
Her: ...
Me: Because I'm not cleaning that up. I *will* learn Necromancy, just to make you clean up your own mess.
I have placed myself in @angienash42.bsky.social's debt. Feel free to give her terrible ideas.
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I have placed myself in @angienash42.bsky.social's debt. Feel free to give her terrible ideas.
Alright, which one of you ordered marinated, tenderised Boy from @angienash42.bsky.social?
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Alright, which one of you ordered marinated, tenderised Boy from @angienash42.bsky.social?
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
She just went over all my muscles, and now they're not sure what to think.
Slightly diminish a band:
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Slightly diminish a band:
The Stationary Stones
The Stationary Stones
Slightly diminish a band:
Smashing Butternut Squashes
Smashing Butternut Squashes
January 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Stone Temple Flight Crew
Maybe drinking while raiding was not the *best* choice for performance, but it was a good choice for my pain.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Maybe drinking while raiding was not the *best* choice for performance, but it was a good choice for my pain.
Nerve damage has its downsides, but @angienash42.bsky.social gets to work out her schadenfreude while beating my muscles with her paddle and the "jackhammer" (theragun).
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Nerve damage has its downsides, but @angienash42.bsky.social gets to work out her schadenfreude while beating my muscles with her paddle and the "jackhammer" (theragun).
Pain levels are currently at a new peak.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Pain levels are currently at a new peak.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
Alcohol has been obtained, for when I reach my maximum daily dose of pain meds.
Today has been one false step away from going on a spree, and I'm broke, so it's not going to be shopping...
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Today has been one false step away from going on a spree, and I'm broke, so it's not going to be shopping...
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
To be clear, this is just pain and mental obstacles fueling my temporary insanity but, I'm still weighing the options.
"Oh, the weather is so nice out today..."
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"Oh, the weather is so nice out today..."
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
It's *January* this weather is bullshit, and it hurts.
I don't want to get up and get food, but I have to have my morning pineapple...
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I don't want to get up and get food, but I have to have my morning pineapple...
It's the kind of morning where I was just thwarted by a shirt.
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
It's the kind of morning where I was just thwarted by a shirt.
Everything feels like I've got one low tire and my steering column is misaligned, today.
January 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Everything feels like I've got one low tire and my steering column is misaligned, today.
I'm shaking like a human vibrator today... Stupid nerve damage.
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I'm shaking like a human vibrator today... Stupid nerve damage.
Behold my uncompromisingly masculine beverage.
January 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Behold my uncompromisingly masculine beverage.
Pain took me out. Hallie is the only one who was up for cuddles.
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Pain took me out. Hallie is the only one who was up for cuddles.
This is me. You can tell, because nobody would pretend to be this guy.
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is me. You can tell, because nobody would pretend to be this guy.
I just watched a little baby otter try fish for the first time, and it's eyes went so wide you could see the whites.
It thought it just found heaven.
It thought it just found heaven.
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I just watched a little baby otter try fish for the first time, and it's eyes went so wide you could see the whites.
It thought it just found heaven.
It thought it just found heaven.
I'm going back to bed. Who's with me?
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'm going back to bed. Who's with me?