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My Bad Tweets
@badtweets.bsky.social
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satire, nazis fuck off
before 9/11 they told george bush to beware the ides of september and he was like totally going to but he thought he had a few more days
October 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was at the There Convention, and everybody there
August 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Taco time has come and gone. Do you know where your children are?
August 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Women be shopping" is a scathing indictment of patriarchy.
August 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
just learned about racism. don't think I understand the hype
August 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
scratched my balls so hard I circumcised myself #balls
July 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Guy who still believes dippin dots are the ice cream of the future voice:
Any day now dippin dots are gonna dominate the ice cream industry
July 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Okay. Scheduling "Boner" for tomorrow at 7:30pm.
July 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Olive Garden would be better if they gave each table a big screen for TikToks
July 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
But does Superman condemn Hamas?
July 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Fast food chain 2019: Introducing Pride Burger! Celebrate diversity with the new Pride Burger

Fast food chain 2025: All new White Genocide Burger! Its entire ingredients list is banned in the EU and we're using the proceeds to raise a demon army in Gaza just to see if anyone will stop us. Go USA!!!
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
His name? Nintendo Miyamoto. His role? The President of Gaming.
July 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
those who can't do... teach
and those who can't teach... teach Jim
May 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
spot the difference. you can't.
May 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Horny Scooby-Doo be like "I rhonsent"
May 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
call me the zodiac killer the way no one will ever find me
May 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
popem dead now style
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You can't cancel me! I QUIT
April 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Patch Notes:
- "Wifebeaters" changed to "Spousebeaters" to promote gender inclusion
April 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Xenoblade Chronicles X (Formerly known as twitter)
March 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
fym bluetooth. see a doctor.
March 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
audiophiles dni
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
if tobuscus never uploaded anything would he be called tobupkis
March 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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j dawg funny moments
February 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM