Rick
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“Professor, without knowing exactly what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”
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You know what fucking rules? Music. Art. Magic: the Gathering. Celebrating birthdays of all the cool people you know. Stanley Kubrick films. Fancy fucking ice cream. All your weirdest friends.
October 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You know what fucking rules? Music. Art. Magic: the Gathering. Celebrating birthdays of all the cool people you know. Stanley Kubrick films. Fancy fucking ice cream. All your weirdest friends.
This morning I was served an Amazon ad for a voodoo doll with the tagline, “Simplify your everyday life.” If that’s the road we’re going down, it’s gonna take more than one doll.
June 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This morning I was served an Amazon ad for a voodoo doll with the tagline, “Simplify your everyday life.” If that’s the road we’re going down, it’s gonna take more than one doll.
Love how they chose to lead off with one of the most dystopian visions of re-shoring manufacturing jobs possible.
April 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Love how they chose to lead off with one of the most dystopian visions of re-shoring manufacturing jobs possible.
Duolingo's making sure I'm prepared for the next era of American history
March 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Duolingo's making sure I'm prepared for the next era of American history
Looking forward to a bright future when this monstrosity will do breakdance moves after it pummels me into an unrecognizable slurry of meat and bone for jaywalking.
Walk, Run, Crawl, RL Fun | Boston Dynamics | Atlas
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March 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Looking forward to a bright future when this monstrosity will do breakdance moves after it pummels me into an unrecognizable slurry of meat and bone for jaywalking.
I’m like 99% sure that all negative stereotypes about public employees descend from people having one annoying visit at the DMV.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m like 99% sure that all negative stereotypes about public employees descend from people having one annoying visit at the DMV.
Buffalo's done a great job of erasing all physical markers of my younger days as I prepare to turn 40: The Pink, Mohawk Place, Amy's Place- all gone. Staples and Hemingway's? Loooong gone. I didn't even have that much of a connection to Brick and this one still sucks.
January 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Buffalo's done a great job of erasing all physical markers of my younger days as I prepare to turn 40: The Pink, Mohawk Place, Amy's Place- all gone. Staples and Hemingway's? Loooong gone. I didn't even have that much of a connection to Brick and this one still sucks.
Luigi Mangione implies the existence of Waluigi Mangione
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Luigi Mangione implies the existence of Waluigi Mangione
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Trans people are people who deserve to live their lives with full dignity and purpose, and a society that doesn’t uphold this is a broken one.
My guess is that a lot of trans people will be feeling a ton of stress and worry over SCOTUS today.
If you are a cis person, quote this and say why you support trans people and what you are willing to do to support us if the government comes for us.
If you are a cis person, quote this and say why you support trans people and what you are willing to do to support us if the government comes for us.
December 4, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Trans people are people who deserve to live their lives with full dignity and purpose, and a society that doesn’t uphold this is a broken one.
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Twitter: evil rogues
Mastodon: neutral wizards
Bluesky: chaos bards
Facebook: failed save against hypnotic pattern
Mastodon: neutral wizards
Bluesky: chaos bards
Facebook: failed save against hypnotic pattern
May 2, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Twitter: evil rogues
Mastodon: neutral wizards
Bluesky: chaos bards
Facebook: failed save against hypnotic pattern
Mastodon: neutral wizards
Bluesky: chaos bards
Facebook: failed save against hypnotic pattern
Openly liking crappy things is extremely liberating. I love being totally unburdened by even the appearance of claiming to have good taste. It's a ramshackle paradise of my own making, full of Taco Bell, derivative punk rock, and Buffalo Sabres hockey.
June 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Openly liking crappy things is extremely liberating. I love being totally unburdened by even the appearance of claiming to have good taste. It's a ramshackle paradise of my own making, full of Taco Bell, derivative punk rock, and Buffalo Sabres hockey.
A number of horrible books and movies have taught us that vampires and werewolves are mortal enemies. I don't know what monster is the mortal enemy of frankensteins, but I do know that frankensteins and lagoon monsters are the best of friends. I will not be developing this further.
March 5, 2024 at 6:00 PM
A number of horrible books and movies have taught us that vampires and werewolves are mortal enemies. I don't know what monster is the mortal enemy of frankensteins, but I do know that frankensteins and lagoon monsters are the best of friends. I will not be developing this further.
Nothing can match the horror I just experienced in realizing yesterday was my ten-year anniversary of practicing law.
January 21, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Nothing can match the horror I just experienced in realizing yesterday was my ten-year anniversary of practicing law.
A memory that's forever burned into my brain was a time in second grade when, ahead of a consequential football game between the Bills and Dolphins, our Canadian student teacher ranted about how stupid the local slogan "Squish the Fish" was, and how it should be "Trammel the Mammal."
January 5, 2024 at 8:17 PM
A memory that's forever burned into my brain was a time in second grade when, ahead of a consequential football game between the Bills and Dolphins, our Canadian student teacher ranted about how stupid the local slogan "Squish the Fish" was, and how it should be "Trammel the Mammal."
My ancestry DNA results recently updated to say I'm 30% Danish, so I guess it's time to start laying off the pastries
December 15, 2023 at 6:50 PM
My ancestry DNA results recently updated to say I'm 30% Danish, so I guess it's time to start laying off the pastries
I'm gonna try selling some handmade ceramics at a holiday fair tonight- looking forward to polluting the archeological record for centuries to come with a bunch of coffee mugs with vampire fangs sculpted onto them!
December 7, 2023 at 2:51 PM
I'm gonna try selling some handmade ceramics at a holiday fair tonight- looking forward to polluting the archeological record for centuries to come with a bunch of coffee mugs with vampire fangs sculpted onto them!
Tired: Maintaining a manicured lawn
Wired: Letting my lawn grow wild
Inspired: Letting the weeds between the pavement slabs in my driveway grow wild
Wired: Letting my lawn grow wild
Inspired: Letting the weeds between the pavement slabs in my driveway grow wild
November 21, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Tired: Maintaining a manicured lawn
Wired: Letting my lawn grow wild
Inspired: Letting the weeds between the pavement slabs in my driveway grow wild
Wired: Letting my lawn grow wild
Inspired: Letting the weeds between the pavement slabs in my driveway grow wild
I just got an e-mail from IT that is such a mishmash of fonts, colors, and sizes, that it looks like a ransom note assembled from magazine clippings
November 3, 2023 at 1:26 PM
I just got an e-mail from IT that is such a mishmash of fonts, colors, and sizes, that it looks like a ransom note assembled from magazine clippings
Reconciling the punk and lawyer parts of me by starting a d-beat band called Constructive Discharge
October 31, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Reconciling the punk and lawyer parts of me by starting a d-beat band called Constructive Discharge
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This quote has kind of rewired the way I see stuff happening
October 16, 2023 at 7:01 PM
This quote has kind of rewired the way I see stuff happening
We need to take a break from sexy Byronic vampires and return, if briefly, to the dirty, bloated vampires of folklore. They can still do sexy things, but the author must be very clear that putrefaction has caused their body to double in size and that they smell awful.
October 12, 2023 at 5:54 PM
We need to take a break from sexy Byronic vampires and return, if briefly, to the dirty, bloated vampires of folklore. They can still do sexy things, but the author must be very clear that putrefaction has caused their body to double in size and that they smell awful.
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