just got this list of how people discover a particular band, and this is straight unhinged

unbelievable ad lineup on UrbanDictionary right now

together at last

Just had to explain technology direction changes and licensing to my 7yo after Netflix pulled the plug on his favorite Captain Underpants movie, so that Netflix Gaming can focus on building things no one asked for and no one will use.

I’m sorry, Miss Jackson (woo)
I am for real
I don’t have a PPL account
I don’t know what this voicemail’s about

i was going to make a joke like “Well, the people that prefer X can always go back to the bodybuilding.com forums once it inevitably closes,” but apparently they closed, as well?

maybe that’s why late Twitter became a trash fire

alright, guess i’m going to be using this thing again. i managed to not update the iOS app for the other site since November of 2022, but it’s just absolute dogshit at this point

the heroes i remember from my youth

my wife found a store that sells bulk soap you refill in your own bottles, but the last time they put hand soap in the dishwasher bottle and it overflowed the dishwasher. so now i have to remember to use the old salad dressing bottle, or i’ll destroy the kitchen.

i love personal sustainability

metallica out here getting savaged by New Jersey dot com 🌶️🌶️

hell yeah, time to play some single-X soft porn at work

bad news. our chihuahua apparently no quiero Taco Bell

the blood of christ, packaged for you

short answer is that the word doesn’t appear in the books.

PJ fucks some shit up for sure, but it’s one of the rarer intrusions of real-world speak into the movies. I’m pretty sure there’re a few others.

how it started / how it’s going

oh hell yeah

hittin’ the links, doin’ some #nightgolf with the boys

you wouldn’t believe the things i’ve eaten