just got this list of how people discover a particular band, and this is straight unhinged
May 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
just got this list of how people discover a particular band, and this is straight unhinged
unbelievable ad lineup on UrbanDictionary right now
April 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
unbelievable ad lineup on UrbanDictionary right now
my dad and grandfather-in-law are hard of hearing and are both on the couch for Christmas Eve, so I put Puppies Crash Christmas on the TV, but they’re “listening” to Mercyful Fate without knowing it
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
my dad and grandfather-in-law are hard of hearing and are both on the couch for Christmas Eve, so I put Puppies Crash Christmas on the TV, but they’re “listening” to Mercyful Fate without knowing it
Just had to explain technology direction changes and licensing to my 7yo after Netflix pulled the plug on his favorite Captain Underpants movie, so that Netflix Gaming can focus on building things no one asked for and no one will use.
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Just had to explain technology direction changes and licensing to my 7yo after Netflix pulled the plug on his favorite Captain Underpants movie, so that Netflix Gaming can focus on building things no one asked for and no one will use.
I’m sorry, Miss Jackson (woo)
I am for real
I don’t have a PPL account
I don’t know what this voicemail’s about
I am for real
I don’t have a PPL account
I don’t know what this voicemail’s about
December 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I’m sorry, Miss Jackson (woo)
I am for real
I don’t have a PPL account
I don’t know what this voicemail’s about
I am for real
I don’t have a PPL account
I don’t know what this voicemail’s about
Next year in Parsippany 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Next year in Parsippany 🦃
alright, guess i’m going to be using this thing again. i managed to not update the iOS app for the other site since November of 2022, but it’s just absolute dogshit at this point
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 AM
alright, guess i’m going to be using this thing again. i managed to not update the iOS app for the other site since November of 2022, but it’s just absolute dogshit at this point
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thank you mario. thank you metroid. thank you balloon fight man
November 25, 2023 at 4:07 AM
thank you mario. thank you metroid. thank you balloon fight man
the heroes i remember from my youth
September 14, 2023 at 11:35 PM
the heroes i remember from my youth
my wife found a store that sells bulk soap you refill in your own bottles, but the last time they put hand soap in the dishwasher bottle and it overflowed the dishwasher. so now i have to remember to use the old salad dressing bottle, or i’ll destroy the kitchen.
i love personal sustainability
i love personal sustainability
August 26, 2023 at 4:33 PM
my wife found a store that sells bulk soap you refill in your own bottles, but the last time they put hand soap in the dishwasher bottle and it overflowed the dishwasher. so now i have to remember to use the old salad dressing bottle, or i’ll destroy the kitchen.
i love personal sustainability
i love personal sustainability
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entire political movements are being built around a handful of videos of kids looting retail stores but we’re all just casually glancing at actual organized crime operations calling us twice a day or so
August 20, 2023 at 12:28 AM
entire political movements are being built around a handful of videos of kids looting retail stores but we’re all just casually glancing at actual organized crime operations calling us twice a day or so
Reposted by marc
bonus screaming void to end your week 🖤
August 19, 2023 at 12:15 AM
bonus screaming void to end your week 🖤
metallica out here getting savaged by New Jersey dot com 🌶️🌶️
August 8, 2023 at 12:48 PM
metallica out here getting savaged by New Jersey dot com 🌶️🌶️
i started playing Tears of the Kingdom halfway through vacation, then left the switch with my kid, who was staying with my parents at the beach for a few more days. dad is _dyin’_ over here
August 5, 2023 at 11:57 PM
i started playing Tears of the Kingdom halfway through vacation, then left the switch with my kid, who was staying with my parents at the beach for a few more days. dad is _dyin’_ over here
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bad news. our chihuahua apparently no quiero Taco Bell
July 29, 2023 at 4:18 PM
bad news. our chihuahua apparently no quiero Taco Bell
Reposted by marc
Let’s get clear on what Twitter’s rebranding to X really is: a political project from a right-wing reactionary. https://www.platformer.news/p/twitter-becomes-x
July 25, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Let’s get clear on what Twitter’s rebranding to X really is: a political project from a right-wing reactionary. https://www.platformer.news/p/twitter-becomes-x
so anything going on on this one, or
July 2, 2023 at 1:10 AM
so anything going on on this one, or
the blood of christ, packaged for you
June 11, 2023 at 1:39 PM
the blood of christ, packaged for you
5yo: “how do you spell ‘phone’?”
me: “that’s a funny one! so it’s spelled this way because of the greek…”
5yo: “oh! i remember. it’s a digraph. ‘ph’…”
the hell
me: “that’s a funny one! so it’s spelled this way because of the greek…”
5yo: “oh! i remember. it’s a digraph. ‘ph’…”
the hell
June 3, 2023 at 4:16 PM
5yo: “how do you spell ‘phone’?”
me: “that’s a funny one! so it’s spelled this way because of the greek…”
5yo: “oh! i remember. it’s a digraph. ‘ph’…”
the hell
me: “that’s a funny one! so it’s spelled this way because of the greek…”
5yo: “oh! i remember. it’s a digraph. ‘ph’…”
the hell
how it started / how it’s going
May 28, 2023 at 12:24 AM
how it started / how it’s going
