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It’s time.
Three DVDs; It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, and Christmas Carol (Alastair Sim version).
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Inspired by a scene I saw while driving down the street the other day.
Bad drawing. Titled The Creation of a New Man. Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus, standing on a sidewalk in front of a shuttered business, reaches out a hand to a homeless man on the ground who is reaching up to him. BJGJ says, Give you a hand up, brother?
December 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Haven’t heard from Bose, maybe I’m more Apple’s style. Hey, Apple, I’m available for ad work.
Bad drawing. Steve-O bobbing his head up and down to music while holding an iPhone. He is saying Bibbidy Bobbity!
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Dear Bose, I’m available for ad work.
Bad drawing. Headshot from the side of Steve-O with Bose headphones on, nodding up and down, saying, Bibbidy Bobbity!
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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It’s that time of year.
Bad drawing. Titled The Great and Powerful Pumpkin. A jack-o-lantern in place of the Great and Powerful Oz, with Dorothy and the gang looking at it. Dorothy says, I think we should have turned left at Albuquerque. Steve-O is peeking out from behind a curtain. Linus and Sally are in a pumpkin patch. He says, He’s Here! She is pointing and says, Who are they? Bugs Bunny is peeking in from the top right saying, What’s up, Steve-O?
October 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Heavenly jeans…
Bad drawing. Titled Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus Has Great Jeans. Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus is reclining in a sexy pose with his head on one hand and one leg bent and crossed over the other. He is saying, Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Brooke Shields, Kelly LeBrock, and a trio of other people are looking on and all are saying, We love you, BJGJ!
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Ha! I’m within six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
List of films or series showing my relation to Kevin Bacon. Me-Moses Goods-Jason Momoa-Nicole Kidman-Julianne Moore-Kevin Bacon. Shows are Kava Kultcha-Chief of War-Aquaman-The Hours-Sirens.
August 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Apparently no one at the airlines has watched Doctor Who. #AlaskaAirlines #HawaiianAirlines #DoctorWho
News headline that says, Alaska, Hawaiian Join Their Loyalty Programs to Form Atmos Rewards
August 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Constant struggle.
Bad drawing. Title: Grime and Punishment by Fyodust Dustbunnyevsky. Steve-O sweating and clutching his chest and the back of his neck as he walks in through a door and looks back and sees dirty footprints behind him. He says, Eep! A woman holding a stick and slapping it against her open palm is glaring at him and growling (Grrr). A vacuum and a bucket and sponge can be seen. A black and white cat tracking sand from a litter box says, Ha Ha! Don’t you wish you got a pass like me? The head of Fyodor Dostoyevsky looks in from top right and says, Siberia’s nice this time of year.
August 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I blame @bcdreyer.social and his lobbying for Pontius Pilate (which I trekked down to @barnesandnoble.com and ordered).
Bad drawing. A hand tracing up to a sign that reads, Days without thinking of the Roman Empire: 0.
August 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Death Star Apple
An apple with a large circular bruise that makes it look like Death Star Apple.
August 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Things I need, #37.
Bad drawing. Steve-O, dressed as a cowboy, is riding a coin operated horse that is in his living room. He is shouting, Yee Haw! Someone not seen is saying, Get off that thing. It’s past your bedtime. A black and white cat is holding a quarter and saying, Yeah, go, it’s my turn.
July 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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My French is not so good. Non-existent, basically.
Bad drawing. Steve-O standing outside a theater where an opera is playing. He looks confused. He says, Man on le cat? I really don’t get opera sometimes. A black and white cat is holding a stick, offering to a woman. It says, You’ll need this. The woman is hanging her head and sighing. She says, I can’t take him anywhere.
July 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Apologies to @publicenemyno1.bsky.social , Johnson & Johnson, The Beatles, and the world at large.
Bad drawing. Titled Morning Rituals. Steve-O in the bathroom holding a container of Johnson’s baby powder. He is “dancing” and shouting, Fight the Powder! Fight the Powder! A woman is exiting the area waving her arms and saying, Gah! At top left, Flavor Flav and Chuck D are saying, Someone needs to take a powder… At bottom left the Beatles are singing, Steve-O, Chuck, and Flav! At bottom right a woman is saying, The sponsors would like to apologize for this nonsense.
July 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Happy Bat Steve-O Day to all who celebrate. #bastilleday
Bad drawing. Titled Bat Steve-O Day. Steve-O in red, white, and blue tights, including bat ears. At top right someone is saying, Bastille, you idiot. Bastille! Steve-O says, What? At bottom right Napoleon says, Oi! un balai de chiotte! At left, an especially bad rendition of Jack Nicholson from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest, says Who’s the cuckoo now? Huh?
July 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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My thoughts exactly
Black and white cat blep
July 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Someday I will tell you my Charmed story.
Bad drawing. Titled Charming. (It’s based on Charmed). In the center are Steve-O, Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus, and Gary. They are chanting, The pollen of bees will set you free. On the right side are some bees singing, Smooth Pollinator. Below them, Sade is saying, Really, now. Really? At left the Halliwell sisters are saying, There has GOT to be an anti-Steve-O spell… At bottom left the Book of Shatners is open on a stand. Doctor McCoy says, Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a witch doctor. At top left, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins says, I’ll put a spell on you, ya nitwit! At bottom, several demons are singing, We all live in the demon underworld…
July 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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The passing of Brian Wilson affected me in mysterious ways.
Bad drawing. Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus is holding a pink vibrator and singing, Good Good Good Good Vibrator! Steve-O, in the bottom right corner says, Uhh… A person at bottom left says, Uh, there’s a whole list of people who would like a word. Pope Francis at top left says, Who am I to judge?
July 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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🎶Another year older and deeper in debt…🎶
Bad drawing. Steve-O in a party hat blowing a party horn (aka party blower or noisemaker)
June 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I’m all for Cynthia Erivo as Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar, if anyone cares about my opinion. Anyone? Bueller?
Bad drawing. Titled Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus Christ Superstar. Scenes from Jesus Christ Superstar. BJGJ on a cross with stars on his jeans. Fireworks going off. Steve-O as Judas. Women dancing. Guards with spears. And Mary Magdalene singing: I don’t know how to lave him, Use shampoo? He’s so hairy, He clogs the drain, I go insane…
June 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’ve been lax with my annoyances, so here you go. I hope the new Pope is enjoying himself.
Bad drawing. Steve-O is on the balcony at the Vatican holding a mitre. He is saying, What do you mean it’s not me? A Cardinal is hanging on the outside of the balcony railing and saying, How’d you get up here? Release the Mitre! Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus can be seen peeking out from behind a curtain.
June 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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You don’t know what really happened in there.
Bad drawing. Titled Conclave. A cardinal is saying, I hope the Holy Spirit gives us a hint on who to vote for. There is a scrabble board with one person with the tiles B L U E J E A. On the board are the words GORILLA, ORGASM, and STEVEO. There is a bingo game with a person picking a ball from the bingo ball dispenser and the ball reads BLUE. A bingo board with various words like MASS, CROSS, and WINE and with BLUE JESNS GORILLA JESUS FOR POPE and STEVE O STEVE O FOR POPE as words in lines. There is a papal ballot that already reads Steve-O under Nomen. Bad drawing. Titled Conclave continued… In the Sistine Chapel, Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus is handing an envelope to a cardinal. Both are looking away with their hands behind their backs and saying Hmm hmm hmm… Several cardinals are chanting with heads bent and hands clasped. They are chanting mammas infantes tuos ne crescere ad idoneis… Up in the top right are Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson with the word Proscripti.
May 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Why the announcement of the new pope seemed rushed.
Bad drawing. In a sweat lodge behind the Sistine Chapel are Steve-O, Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus, and a cardinal. Steve-O, naked with a towel over his head is bent over and sweating and says, Sweatin’ with the old guys. BJGJ is pouring water on the hot rocks at the center of the room, creating smoke (or steam) and says, This is good. Thanks, Cardinal. The cardinal, in full outfit, says, I feel like I should be doing something… Someone is peeking around the building, saying, Not agin. Hey! Get out of there until the Conclave’s over. An unseen person on the other side of the building says, I see smoke!
May 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Conclave: How it really happens.
Bad drawing. Titled Pope-a-Dope. In the Sistine Chapel there’s a boxing ring. In the ring, one Cardinal stands over his knocked out opponent. Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus raises his hands and shouts Pope! Pope! Pope! Steve-O, next to BJGJ, says, Oh, man, I had fifty bucks on him. At the top left, Mohamed Ali says, supernatet sicut papilio, pungut sicut apis.
May 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Conclave has started. Who’s going to get the votes?
Bad drawing. In the Sistine Chapel ate Steve-O, Gary, and Blue Jeans Gorilla Jesus. Steve-O says, Carpe Steve-O. Gary is wearing a shirt that says Vote For Steve-O. BJGJ is holding a popsicle and says, Look, they have bologna sandwiches. And for dessert - Popsicles! Several Cardinals are looking at the trio and one says, Who let you in here? At bottom left a person is sitting at a table selling Church Merch. At top left JJ says Dy-No-Mite! Yeah, I forget why he’s there.
May 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM