Nobody ever tells you this but instead of crisps you can just buy a pack of grated mozzarella.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nobody ever tells you this but instead of crisps you can just buy a pack of grated mozzarella.
If Mercedes really want to help McLaren they can slap Gianpiero Lambiase personally with a lawsuit over reckless defamation aggravated by the personal impact his unprofessionalism has had on Antonelli - and do that right in the most critical days of the championship. #F1
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
If Mercedes really want to help McLaren they can slap Gianpiero Lambiase personally with a lawsuit over reckless defamation aggravated by the personal impact his unprofessionalism has had on Antonelli - and do that right in the most critical days of the championship. #F1
Always thought Lambiase was a knob.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Always thought Lambiase was a knob.
Very impressive of Qatar to create from scratch an F1 track where it is impossible to overtake.
👏👏👏
Great job. Exactly what nobody wants. #QatarGP
If McLaren hadn’t pooched it the ‘race’ would have literally been a procession.
👏👏👏
Great job. Exactly what nobody wants. #QatarGP
If McLaren hadn’t pooched it the ‘race’ would have literally been a procession.
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Very impressive of Qatar to create from scratch an F1 track where it is impossible to overtake.
👏👏👏
Great job. Exactly what nobody wants. #QatarGP
If McLaren hadn’t pooched it the ‘race’ would have literally been a procession.
👏👏👏
Great job. Exactly what nobody wants. #QatarGP
If McLaren hadn’t pooched it the ‘race’ would have literally been a procession.
What a pathetic traitor, #nathangill. All for just £40 grand. What can you even buy with that - an extension or a crap car?
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What a pathetic traitor, #nathangill. All for just £40 grand. What can you even buy with that - an extension or a crap car?
Thanes Water just caught me on the phone. I set up a new payment plan told them I was trying to make them go bust and be nationalised. Will cancel the new direct debit before payments start mua ha haaa
Stopped paying my Thames Water bill some months ago and they’re now hassling me. Went to log in to my account to see the ‘payment plan’ they have made for me. Website doesn’t even work.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Thanes Water just caught me on the phone. I set up a new payment plan told them I was trying to make them go bust and be nationalised. Will cancel the new direct debit before payments start mua ha haaa
A billionaire who can’t spell and can barely use email…
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A billionaire who can’t spell and can barely use email…
Nobody ricks their neck any more.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nobody ricks their neck any more.
Wife is overtired so has decided to clean the house from top to bottom at 8pm while slamming doors at every opportunity.
a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him
ALT: a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him
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October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Wife is overtired so has decided to clean the house from top to bottom at 8pm while slamming doors at every opportunity.
I’m cool with diversity and I get the importance of visibility yeah yeah all that. But the advertisers DO lay it on too thick.
October 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m cool with diversity and I get the importance of visibility yeah yeah all that. But the advertisers DO lay it on too thick.
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They are not building a ballroom. This is fake. No architect drew that up. Someone used AI to draw up a “ballroom” so they don’t have to show us what they are really building…which will have been drawn up by an architect who is an expert in bunkers and high security buildings.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They are not building a ballroom. This is fake. No architect drew that up. Someone used AI to draw up a “ballroom” so they don’t have to show us what they are really building…which will have been drawn up by an architect who is an expert in bunkers and high security buildings.
Idea: replace the second half of the Mexican track with the the first half of the Hungarian track to make 1 (one) really good racetrack. #f1 #MexicanGP
October 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Idea: replace the second half of the Mexican track with the the first half of the Hungarian track to make 1 (one) really good racetrack. #f1 #MexicanGP
Kill me now. Just talking to a successful spin instructor who has never even heard of Tour de France by Kraftwerk, let alone played it at a class.
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Kill me now. Just talking to a successful spin instructor who has never even heard of Tour de France by Kraftwerk, let alone played it at a class.
I don't think an Israeli team should be visiting Britain, full stop. Israel is mid-genocide and everyone knows it yeah but let's play football why not. NO. Get fucked.
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I don't think an Israeli team should be visiting Britain, full stop. Israel is mid-genocide and everyone knows it yeah but let's play football why not. NO. Get fucked.
Rushing headlong into a future nobody wants
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Rushing headlong into a future nobody wants
Let’s hear it for Bombay Mix!
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Let’s hear it for Bombay Mix!
If God was real farts would repel mosquitos.
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If God was real farts would repel mosquitos.
Fiona Apple is not related to Tim Apple?
September 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Fiona Apple is not related to Tim Apple?
What a shame Alien Earth is SO DUMB.
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What a shame Alien Earth is SO DUMB.
Imagine the discourse if Israel blew up Greta Thunberg’s aid ship
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Imagine the discourse if Israel blew up Greta Thunberg’s aid ship
British hard water wreaking havoc on Trump’s hair
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
British hard water wreaking havoc on Trump’s hair
Every so often I have to go to the toilet and do a big shit. Am I weird or does this happen to anyone else?
September 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Every so often I have to go to the toilet and do a big shit. Am I weird or does this happen to anyone else?
Trumps face is the colour of a half-cooked sausage
September 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Trumps face is the colour of a half-cooked sausage
Will be such a joy when he is arrested on arrival at Heathrow
Elon Musk spoke by video to Tommy Robinson's anti-immigrant rally in the UK today.
"You're in a fundamental situation here where, whether you choose violence or not, violence is coming to you," said Musk. "You either fight back or you die."
"You're in a fundamental situation here where, whether you choose violence or not, violence is coming to you," said Musk. "You either fight back or you die."
September 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Will be such a joy when he is arrested on arrival at Heathrow