Jared Pittman
@badatthisgame.bsky.social
Tattoos are a thing because life is hard and we deserve stickers
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Tattoos are a thing because life is hard and we deserve stickers
[jesus on the cross] i bet years from now theyll call this bad friday
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
[jesus on the cross] i bet years from now theyll call this bad friday
when you go after judges for putting limits on your authority, you’re proving exactly why those limits are necessary...
April 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
when you go after judges for putting limits on your authority, you’re proving exactly why those limits are necessary...
Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
March 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
I don’t understand why no one at this funeral likes my harmonica.
February 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I don’t understand why no one at this funeral likes my harmonica.
Money does buy happiness, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't. Many problems would be solved by being paid a fair wage.
February 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Money does buy happiness, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't. Many problems would be solved by being paid a fair wage.
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A request. For as needed.
Suicide Prevention Hotlines:
UK: 0800 689 5652
US: 1-800-273-8255
Canada: 1.833.456.4566
Suicide Prevention Hotlines:
UK: 0800 689 5652
US: 1-800-273-8255
Canada: 1.833.456.4566
February 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A request. For as needed.
Suicide Prevention Hotlines:
UK: 0800 689 5652
US: 1-800-273-8255
Canada: 1.833.456.4566
Suicide Prevention Hotlines:
UK: 0800 689 5652
US: 1-800-273-8255
Canada: 1.833.456.4566
Reposted by Jared Pittman
February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
February 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
When it comes to believing in myself I’m agnostic
February 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When it comes to believing in myself I’m agnostic
Darth Vader tried to kill Solo, but sadly struggled with his Han die coordination
February 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Darth Vader tried to kill Solo, but sadly struggled with his Han die coordination
When you meet twins always ask to speak to the one in charge
February 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When you meet twins always ask to speak to the one in charge
Bring an emotional support hamster, then it can carry more luggage in it's cheeks...
Follow me for more travel tips
Follow me for more travel tips
February 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bring an emotional support hamster, then it can carry more luggage in it's cheeks...
Follow me for more travel tips
Follow me for more travel tips
got a great deal on my anti depressants on Temu, but now I glow in the dark
February 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
got a great deal on my anti depressants on Temu, but now I glow in the dark
But it was assigned gulf of Mexico at birth...
February 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
But it was assigned gulf of Mexico at birth...
Bought my wife a cheap ‘Miss Piggy’ purse but sadly it was very pork wallety
February 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Bought my wife a cheap ‘Miss Piggy’ purse but sadly it was very pork wallety
You can throw an axe in any bar if you don’t give a shit...
February 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You can throw an axe in any bar if you don’t give a shit...
Apparently “made a software developer cry once.” isn’t an accomplishment to discuss in an interview...
February 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Apparently “made a software developer cry once.” isn’t an accomplishment to discuss in an interview...
Bowser: Honey, the toilet’s clogged
Wife: Call someone to fix it
Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward
Wife: Call someone to fix it
Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bowser: Honey, the toilet’s clogged
Wife: Call someone to fix it
Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward
Wife: Call someone to fix it
Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward
A bucket of water can be used in place of a mirror, but it won’t show a perfect image of you.
Just a pail reflection.
Just a pail reflection.
February 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A bucket of water can be used in place of a mirror, but it won’t show a perfect image of you.
Just a pail reflection.
Just a pail reflection.
Feb: I have 28 days this month.
Jan: I had 28 days each week.
Jan: I had 28 days each week.
February 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Feb: I have 28 days this month.
Jan: I had 28 days each week.
Jan: I had 28 days each week.
do NOT joke about being single on Valentine’s Day when picking up a firearm from the store. they do not have a sense of humor
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
do NOT joke about being single on Valentine’s Day when picking up a firearm from the store. they do not have a sense of humor