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badambulist.bsky.social
alyson “december” greaves
@badambulist.bsky.social
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White British trans woman with chronic pain. Sisters of Dorley is my fault.

She/her.

help me pay rent: https://www.patreon.com/alysongreaves | https://ko-fi.com/rememberwhenyoutried

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pretty sure I got the famous quote correct
“History is written by the transmisogyny-exempt”
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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editing Man-Machine Interface and doing some crucial research
Screenshot of a Google search for "examples of LLM glazing". The Google LLM reply: "The term "LLM glazing" is not a standard technical term; it appears to be a malapropism or a misunderstanding, likely a confusion between "LLM" (large language model) and "glazing" (the process of applying a glaze in cooking). Therefore, there are no examples of "LLM glazing." The term likely blends two unrelated concepts: AI-powered language models and a culinary finishing technique."
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
badambulist.bsky.social
I like my sleep earbuds but I hate the software lol
A notification screenshot in which soundcore is trying to get me to meet its new AI friend or some shit
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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forgot I made these

(THIS POST DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN ENDORSEMENT FOR “FOR A GIRL” OR “THE SAGA OF TUCK”)
A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: For a Girl by O2BXX—“Jack was a normal boy with a special talent.” A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: High Tops to High Heels by KK—“It was the biggest basketball game of the season.” A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: Girl by Diana Thomas—“Yes, she wrote for the Telegraph for a while.” A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: The Saga of Tuck by ehayes—“Packed with helpful tips for TSes!”
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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A screenshot of Wes Streeting’s majority of 528
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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alyson “your ad here” greaves — 18:58 personally I'm a weak transsexual
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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omg actually
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Taking a break from being extremely unwell and editing to watch TV, and peak has arrived.
A photo from the Ranma anime: Kodachi, the Black Rose is here! (She's a schoolgirl with black hair and a black rose.)
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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alyson “your ad here” greaves — 14:48 as a rule of thumb: if it seems like one of my characters was cleverly named, no they weren’t damb I’m gonna have to skeet that now
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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lol I fucking hate google docs
Google telling me my file is too large to open
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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dorley/wyffh modern AU
alyson “your ad here” greaves — 21:00 Cora challenges Maxine and Taylor to a cheer-off. Maxine and Taylor are still incredibly skilled, and perform a routine together that makes Cora so horny that when she tries to respond she immediately falls on her face. Cora considers this a marvellous success.
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The Yu-gi-oh guy is saying "Stop telling me to use THAT card. It's demeaning."
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A cartoon doctor from Theme Hospital is speaking: What do you mean, you were supposed to have your tonsils out? Oh dear. Ma'am- I mean, sir, I have some bad news.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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the classic blue screen of death. text reads: "Sexy Nurse" Halloween Costume A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C002ADB7 in VXD VFAT(01) + 0000A3D7. The current costume will be locked in maintenance mode. * Do not attempt to remove the costume. * If you are thirsty, the breasts of the costume contain potable water. * A technician of the gender you are most embarrassed to be attracted to will arrive presently to assist you. Squeal girlishly to continue
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The famous Castlevania quote, altered to say: What a horrible night to have a skirt that barely covers my you- know-what.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The end screen of metroid. Caption: JESUS CHRIST I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME. MY TUCK CAME HALF- WAY OUT IN THE LAVA LEVEL AND MY FORESKIN HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THE ELASTIC EVER SINCE. ITS AGONY DOWN THERE. IM GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE HOME WITH MY LEGS CROSSED.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The famous "miserable pile of secrets" scene from Castlevania. Caption: Dracula I'm growing my hair out for masculine reasons. Stop looking at me like that.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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the undertale logo only it says "women's underwear"
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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the guy from monkey island is saying to the girl from monkey island: Stop whispering "estrogen could save you." I don't care how soft my skin could be. I have chosen the pirate life. Respect my choice.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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An info page from Kirby's Adventure: GAME TIP YOU CAN COPY MEN'S ABILITIES TOO YOU KNOW. I'VE BEEN WATCHING. YOU ONLY SUCK UP WOMEN. SMH
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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A message from Alex Jacobson, a character in Deus Ex: The world government is after you, JC! They have eyes everywhere. There's only one way to beat them. You see, they're expecting a MALE agent, but what if I told you I can reconfigure your nano-augmentations to alter your appearance?
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The classic "press F to pay respects" Call of Duty image, but the text says: Press F to wear the black mourning dress and veil. You wouldn't want to be disrespectful, would you?
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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A screenshot from Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. The words that have been typed: I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a good girl. I am a
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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A screenshot of the catgirl from Darkstalkers. Caption: What do you mean the zipper's vanished? Check again! It was there when I put the costume on!
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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If you are unkind to yourself for ten days in a row, you get a free sub. Don't forget to get your card stamped!
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM