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@badadvicetoday.bsky.social
Sarcastic SOB with a phone and internet connection.
“Bringing chaos to well-structured conversations since 2024!”
- blueskyroast.com
“Bringing chaos to well-structured conversations since 2024!”
- blueskyroast.com
If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ooohhhhh a new 6-month low.
March 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ooohhhhh a new 6-month low.
Today’s bad advice.
Buy high sell low. - Also known as my 401k
Thanks President Elmo.
Buy high sell low. - Also known as my 401k
Thanks President Elmo.
March 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Today’s bad advice.
Buy high sell low. - Also known as my 401k
Thanks President Elmo.
Buy high sell low. - Also known as my 401k
Thanks President Elmo.
Hate is a strong word.
Let’s get stronger.
Let’s get stronger.
March 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hate is a strong word.
Let’s get stronger.
Let’s get stronger.
Fair warning: During tonight’s Planetary Alignment Laura Croft will materialize and kick you in the balls.
February 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Fair warning: During tonight’s Planetary Alignment Laura Croft will materialize and kick you in the balls.
Good Morning Foxy!
Remember to cheat on your taxes or better yet don’t pay them. Elmo during all of them anyway. How will they catch you?
(parody)
Remember to cheat on your taxes or better yet don’t pay them. Elmo during all of them anyway. How will they catch you?
(parody)
February 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good Morning Foxy!
Remember to cheat on your taxes or better yet don’t pay them. Elmo during all of them anyway. How will they catch you?
(parody)
Remember to cheat on your taxes or better yet don’t pay them. Elmo during all of them anyway. How will they catch you?
(parody)
Camping is not for everyone.
February 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Camping is not for everyone.
Do theses people really want to follow bad advice?
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Do theses people really want to follow bad advice?
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Wow a lot of people following lil ol’ me. There muse be something wrong with the universe today.
Oh I know…
Oh I know…
February 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Wow a lot of people following lil ol’ me. There muse be something wrong with the universe today.
Oh I know…
Oh I know…
Don’t be Google
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Don’t be Google
If you see this post a photo from your device with no explanation
February 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you see this post a photo from your device with no explanation
Hey I followed all.
But you do you!
But you do you!
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Hey I followed all.
But you do you!
But you do you!
You may not want to listen to me. So listen to these fine folks…
Ok so I do give good advice every now and then.
Ok so I do give good advice every now and then.
February 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You may not want to listen to me. So listen to these fine folks…
Ok so I do give good advice every now and then.
Ok so I do give good advice every now and then.
Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled…
December 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled…
WTF happened to the weekend?
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
WTF happened to the weekend?
When does the Elf on a Shelf hunting season open?
December 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
When does the Elf on a Shelf hunting season open?
Christmas is almost here. What’s the battle plan this year?
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Christmas is almost here. What’s the battle plan this year?
Did you have a sugar mommy too?
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Did you have a sugar mommy too?
That is the original version of “Bodies” that was remade by Drowning Pool 14-years ago.
November 28, 2024 at 12:43 AM
That is the original version of “Bodies” that was remade by Drowning Pool 14-years ago.
I have a feeling they taste like this…
November 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I have a feeling they taste like this…
Potholes on my drive to the store.
I win!
I win!
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Potholes on my drive to the store.
I win!
I win!