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@badadvicetoday.bsky.social
Sarcastic SOB with a phone and internet connection.
“Bringing chaos to well-structured conversations since 2024!”
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“Bringing chaos to well-structured conversations since 2024!”
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My wife put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and it burned three days ago.
The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body.
Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!
The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body.
Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My wife put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and it burned three days ago.
The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body.
Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!
The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body.
Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!
If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.
Famous Quote:
When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead.
Release the Epstien Files
When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead.
Release the Epstien Files
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Famous Quote:
When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead.
Release the Epstien Files
When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead.
Release the Epstien Files
It’s Monday, do you know what that means?
If you do can you tell me?
If you do can you tell me?
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It’s Monday, do you know what that means?
If you do can you tell me?
If you do can you tell me?
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October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you.
Salt
Cholesterol
Alcohol
The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.
#BAFTD
Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you.
Salt
Cholesterol
Alcohol
The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you.
Salt
Cholesterol
Alcohol
The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.
#BAFTD
Don’t listen to doctors. They act like they know what’s best for you.
Salt
Cholesterol
Alcohol
The elixir’s for a long life. Live a little.
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Tomorrow is Monday.
Ignore your alarm.
Don’t answer the phone when work calls.
Enjoy your extended weekend.
You are welcome.
#BAFTD
Tomorrow is Monday.
Ignore your alarm.
Don’t answer the phone when work calls.
Enjoy your extended weekend.
You are welcome.
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Tomorrow is Monday.
Ignore your alarm.
Don’t answer the phone when work calls.
Enjoy your extended weekend.
You are welcome.
#BAFTD
Tomorrow is Monday.
Ignore your alarm.
Don’t answer the phone when work calls.
Enjoy your extended weekend.
You are welcome.
Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app
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October 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.
If you are able to get in the air.
#BAFTD
Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.
If you are able to get in the air.
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.
If you are able to get in the air.
#BAFTD
Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.
If you are able to get in the air.
ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus.
Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….
Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….
October 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus.
Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….
Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….
I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social
I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.
I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.
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Keep writing making art and fighting the good fight for the little guy.
I'm true blue. No, bluer than that. Put some more blue in there. 💙
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October 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social
I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.
I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.
Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today.
Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.
Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today.
Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.
Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.
RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you.
That’s good enough for me.
Doctor, I’ll take a double please!
That’s good enough for me.
Doctor, I’ll take a double please!
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you.
That’s good enough for me.
Doctor, I’ll take a double please!
That’s good enough for me.
Doctor, I’ll take a double please!
Did ya miss me. If not who cares…
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Did ya miss me. If not who cares…
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.
June 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
June 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…
I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst
#BAFTD
Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…
I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst
May 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…
I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst
#BAFTD
Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…
I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst
May 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.
#BAFTD
Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.
May 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.
#BAFTD
Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.
#BAFTD
If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.
May 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bad advice for the day
#BAFTD
If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.
#BAFTD
If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.
If you go to a psychic and they ask you your name…
Just leave.
Just leave.
May 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you go to a psychic and they ask you your name…
Just leave.
Just leave.
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM