Bacon Grease
@bacongrease.bsky.social
I make hot sauce and messes
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When that weird guy at the party strikes up a conversation with you and you can't find the offramp.
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
When that weird guy at the party strikes up a conversation with you and you can't find the offramp.
Are they running the teleprompter at 2x?
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Are they running the teleprompter at 2x?
OKC has no stadiums capable of hosting a World Cup. Guess they could hold it in Norman at the University of Oklahoma.
Dallas/Ft Worth games will be held in Arlington at the Death Star (aka Cowboy Stadium).
Dallas/Ft Worth games will be held in Arlington at the Death Star (aka Cowboy Stadium).
let's go down the list of largest cities with Republican mayors and see what our new World Cup landscape looks like
1. Dallas
2. Fort Worth
okay, so, Texas, no surprise here
3. Oklahoma City
look, they do okay with the Thunder I guess, even if they should still be the Sonics
4. Fresno
ruh roh
1. Dallas
2. Fort Worth
okay, so, Texas, no surprise here
3. Oklahoma City
look, they do okay with the Thunder I guess, even if they should still be the Sonics
4. Fresno
ruh roh
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OKC has no stadiums capable of hosting a World Cup. Guess they could hold it in Norman at the University of Oklahoma.
Dallas/Ft Worth games will be held in Arlington at the Death Star (aka Cowboy Stadium).
Dallas/Ft Worth games will be held in Arlington at the Death Star (aka Cowboy Stadium).
Replacing them with AI no doubt. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/22/m...
Meta lays off 600 employees within AI unit
The cuts come as Meta has been pouring billions of dollars into AI
www.cnbc.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Replacing them with AI no doubt. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/22/m...
DEI
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
DEI
Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can continue killing you with beer.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can continue killing you with beer.
If anyone shoots off fireworks at my funeral I'm going come back and fucking haunt them.
September 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If anyone shoots off fireworks at my funeral I'm going come back and fucking haunt them.
Me, admiring the perfect turkey sandwich I've just constructed, gazing slowly over and noticing the unopened package of gouda cheese.
Ffffffffffffffffffff
Ffffffffffffffffffff
September 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me, admiring the perfect turkey sandwich I've just constructed, gazing slowly over and noticing the unopened package of gouda cheese.
Ffffffffffffffffffff
Ffffffffffffffffffff
Good GOD Scott Jennings is a "literal" piece of shit.
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Good GOD Scott Jennings is a "literal" piece of shit.
Dallas' should be 'Pay Micah'
💥 The NFL is stoked to be woke.
“All 32 teams will feature an end zone message of their choice at each home game throughout the season, selecting from four options: ‘End Racism,’ ‘Stop Hate,’ ‘Choose Love’ or ‘Inspire Change.’
africa.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
“All 32 teams will feature an end zone message of their choice at each home game throughout the season, selecting from four options: ‘End Racism,’ ‘Stop Hate,’ ‘Choose Love’ or ‘Inspire Change.’
africa.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Social justice messages to continue in end zones
For the sixth straight season, all 32 NFL teams will feature a message of their choice in one end zone at each home game and "It Takes All of Us" in the opposite one.
africa.espn.com
August 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dallas' should be 'Pay Micah'
Did you find those numbers digging in the couch cushions?
In just the past 9 days, we've seen a 35% reduction in violent crime and a 50% reduction in robberies because of President Trump's leadership.
Glad I could stop by Union Station and thank the countless National Guardsmen busting their asses to clean up our nation's capital.
Glad I could stop by Union Station and thank the countless National Guardsmen busting their asses to clean up our nation's capital.
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Did you find those numbers digging in the couch cushions?
August 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
August 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
@support.bsky.team what the heck? I now show I'm not following anyone.
August 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@support.bsky.team what the heck? I now show I'm not following anyone.
Zero days since I was embarrassed by a politician in my birth state.
MULLIN: There was a sweetheart plea deal that was struck in 2009 under Obama
TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney was Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor
M: Who was in office at the time?
T: Bush
M: No. Obama was in office
TAPPER: Not true
TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney was Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor
M: Who was in office at the time?
T: Bush
M: No. Obama was in office
TAPPER: Not true
July 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Zero days since I was embarrassed by a politician in my birth state.
Powell = zero fucks left to give.
Trump: It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion
Powell: I’m not aware of that.
Trump: It just came out
Powell: You just added in a third building
Trump: It’s a building that’s being built
Powell: It was built five years ago.
Powell: I’m not aware of that.
Trump: It just came out
Powell: You just added in a third building
Trump: It’s a building that’s being built
Powell: It was built five years ago.
July 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Powell = zero fucks left to give.
Damn, Kevin O'Leary is a dumbass.
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Damn, Kevin O'Leary is a dumbass.
Trump has also never painted a song.
July 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Trump has also never painted a song.
He didn't remember Melania's name?
Trump at the White House faith office luncheon: "I'd get home, I'd say, 'First Lady, I had the most wonderful talk with Vladimir. I think we're finished.' And then I'll turn on a television and he just bombed a nursing home. *laughs* I'd say, 'What?' *laughs* So we don't like that."
July 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
He didn't remember Melania's name?
I have questions about what the state of Texas calls sporting goods....
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I have questions about what the state of Texas calls sporting goods....
