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bimboyugari from twitter
got called insane for saying there are cinematic parallels between Die Hard and Jingle All The Way but in this essay I will-
December 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
got called insane for saying there are cinematic parallels between Die Hard and Jingle All The Way but in this essay I will-
I love winter because u can always complain & everyone agrees w u. “It’s so cold!”, “I miss summer”, “the sun sets so early”, “I wanna go home” 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I love winter because u can always complain & everyone agrees w u. “It’s so cold!”, “I miss summer”, “the sun sets so early”, “I wanna go home” 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Luigi’s Body (2024)
December 10, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Luigi’s Body (2024)
my mans took me to build a bear 🥹
December 8, 2024 at 10:51 PM
my mans took me to build a bear 🥹
Making my award winning soup for dinner w the guy I’m dating’s friends that I’m meeting for the first time!! Very domestic, very polite, very hunter gatherer
December 8, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Making my award winning soup for dinner w the guy I’m dating’s friends that I’m meeting for the first time!! Very domestic, very polite, very hunter gatherer
Protest is considered fundamental to the French identity so the government accepts it as a fact of life. The American government expects citizens to fall in line and will literally kill them if they try to threaten the status quo 😭
I hate how passive Americans are if we were more like the French shit would get done around this hoe. I hate how we just simply accept things.
December 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Protest is considered fundamental to the French identity so the government accepts it as a fact of life. The American government expects citizens to fall in line and will literally kill them if they try to threaten the status quo 😭
feeling like a boomer bc i just ordered an address book cuz im tired of forgetting where people live & their call box codes & their birthdays
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
feeling like a boomer bc i just ordered an address book cuz im tired of forgetting where people live & their call box codes & their birthdays
exercise is the greatest act of self love tbh like I want this body im in to be healthy forever!
December 6, 2024 at 6:26 PM
exercise is the greatest act of self love tbh like I want this body im in to be healthy forever!
I know nothing about sports so don’t jump me but realizing we recruit foreigners in the NBA was so crazy to me. Like wdym u got a pair of GERMAN brothers dunking on black Americans at Madison Square Garden 😭 I almost turned off the tv!
December 5, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I know nothing about sports so don’t jump me but realizing we recruit foreigners in the NBA was so crazy to me. Like wdym u got a pair of GERMAN brothers dunking on black Americans at Madison Square Garden 😭 I almost turned off the tv!
guy I’m dating doesn’t have Bluesky so I can tweet ab him freely but he’s so amazing, I’m so happy, and lowkey think I’m in love hehe
a close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon bunny rabbit wearing a yellow shirt and smiling .
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December 5, 2024 at 1:41 PM
guy I’m dating doesn’t have Bluesky so I can tweet ab him freely but he’s so amazing, I’m so happy, and lowkey think I’m in love hehe
mariah the scientist was actually so real when she asked “daddy, am I your baby? 🥺🥺”
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
mariah the scientist was actually so real when she asked “daddy, am I your baby? 🥺🥺”
My parents’ dog refusing to eat his food unless there’s brown stew chicken gravy on top is sending me bad msksksms who do these animals think they are 😭
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
My parents’ dog refusing to eat his food unless there’s brown stew chicken gravy on top is sending me bad msksksms who do these animals think they are 😭
in a shocking twist of events, my baby brother just asked when I’m making him an uncle. I expect this kind of grilling from my parents! et tu, brute??
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
in a shocking twist of events, my baby brother just asked when I’m making him an uncle. I expect this kind of grilling from my parents! et tu, brute??
I hated smile 2 cuz I hate watching women be gaslit!
November 26, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I hated smile 2 cuz I hate watching women be gaslit!
this guy I’m dating asked me what sopranos character he is and I said Bobby Bacala and things haven’t been the same since 💀
November 26, 2024 at 2:05 PM
this guy I’m dating asked me what sopranos character he is and I said Bobby Bacala and things haven’t been the same since 💀
high as fuck cooking dinner & listening to silk sonic. never kill urself
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
high as fuck cooking dinner & listening to silk sonic. never kill urself
good Jamaican women 🤝🏽
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
good Jamaican women 🤝🏽
Happy Friday sailors
November 23, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Happy Friday sailors
Yall im finally being loved mexicanly
November 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Yall im finally being loved mexicanly
It’s cold and raining! Finally November is Novembering 😌
November 21, 2024 at 10:36 AM
It’s cold and raining! Finally November is Novembering 😌
November airport selfies from Hong Kong, Dubai, and Rome 🫰🏽
November 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
November airport selfies from Hong Kong, Dubai, and Rome 🫰🏽
There HAS to be something in Project 2025 that would make Zeus TV & all its copycats illegal
November 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
There HAS to be something in Project 2025 that would make Zeus TV & all its copycats illegal
“Wahgwan” is the perfect greeting
November 20, 2024 at 9:17 PM
“Wahgwan” is the perfect greeting
“You need to get chipotle”
November 19, 2024 at 10:30 PM
“You need to get chipotle”