jp is not short for anything
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I'd like to thank my friends and family and God. And most of all, Dr Pepper.
I am having karaoke withdrawals
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am having karaoke withdrawals
I love not doing my makeup until I go on lunch break and then gaslighting my coworkers that I've actually looked like this all day
October 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I love not doing my makeup until I go on lunch break and then gaslighting my coworkers that I've actually looked like this all day
Out of all things to happen tonight, I never expected to hear Shimmer by Fuel live acoustic at the wine bar. For personal reasons I had to leave
July 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Out of all things to happen tonight, I never expected to hear Shimmer by Fuel live acoustic at the wine bar. For personal reasons I had to leave
my friends and I talk for hours about what it means to experience cultures outside of our own, how to find meaning and fulfillment in life while subjected to poverty, our relationship to nature, and what we want to happen to our bodies after we die. And my husband and I just kinda meow at each other
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my friends and I talk for hours about what it means to experience cultures outside of our own, how to find meaning and fulfillment in life while subjected to poverty, our relationship to nature, and what we want to happen to our bodies after we die. And my husband and I just kinda meow at each other
My husband is away for a few weeks which means I get to eat whatever I want! (In 7 days all I have consumed is 4 heads of iceberg lettuce, an entire large watermelon, and half a rotisserie chicken. I don't know how to feed myself without outside influence please send help)
July 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My husband is away for a few weeks which means I get to eat whatever I want! (In 7 days all I have consumed is 4 heads of iceberg lettuce, an entire large watermelon, and half a rotisserie chicken. I don't know how to feed myself without outside influence please send help)
I've fallen victim to my 15lb cat's zoomies
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I've fallen victim to my 15lb cat's zoomies
there's something so special about lounging around the house in a silk lingerie set from 1935
June 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
there's something so special about lounging around the house in a silk lingerie set from 1935
Cold sesame noodles with beef and enoki mushroom, honey ginger carrot slaw, baby corns, and quick pickled cucumber. Sriracha mayo not pictured
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Cold sesame noodles with beef and enoki mushroom, honey ginger carrot slaw, baby corns, and quick pickled cucumber. Sriracha mayo not pictured
Foods I've made in my new kitchen so far (read alt text for details)
May 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Foods I've made in my new kitchen so far (read alt text for details)
the gym girls on tiktok were right about mixing instant pudding powder into greek yogurt
May 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the gym girls on tiktok were right about mixing instant pudding powder into greek yogurt
After I have a nightmare I try to force myself to go back to sleep and have a good dream to erase it.
May 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
After I have a nightmare I try to force myself to go back to sleep and have a good dream to erase it.
I love my new house
May 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love my new house
I'm a modern girlie, I have a bulky keychain with lots of mini tools and doodads but deep down I want a chatelaine
May 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm a modern girlie, I have a bulky keychain with lots of mini tools and doodads but deep down I want a chatelaine
UNEM🅱️LOYED
April 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
UNEM🅱️LOYED
she's moving back to texas (this is she)
April 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
she's moving back to texas (this is she)
I hate working in a vet clinic. A dog I met twice died and I've been crying for 2 days.
March 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I hate working in a vet clinic. A dog I met twice died and I've been crying for 2 days.
it's not hamburger helper. I made it from scratch. It's ground beef assistant.
March 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
it's not hamburger helper. I made it from scratch. It's ground beef assistant.
I actually like my inlaws and they always say nice things to me but I fear they are judging me and complaining as soon as they leave my sight. is that normal
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I actually like my inlaws and they always say nice things to me but I fear they are judging me and complaining as soon as they leave my sight. is that normal
I get a fever every time I drink an Alani energy drink but they taste good so I think it's worth it (I bought a 24 pack last week on a whim because they were on sale at Sam's club and I'm not a quitter)
March 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I get a fever every time I drink an Alani energy drink but they taste good so I think it's worth it (I bought a 24 pack last week on a whim because they were on sale at Sam's club and I'm not a quitter)
Reposted by jp is not short for anything
a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
March 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
Reposted by jp is not short for anything
I spent two days at a QAnon/NESARA/crypto/UFO conference where I listened to hours upon hours of bullshit. They tried to push fake “med beds” onto me, recommended me AI-art stamped gold(?), and promoted an XRP scam.
Two Arizona lawmakers were there who are now sponsoring crypto legislation. Enjoy.
Two Arizona lawmakers were there who are now sponsoring crypto legislation. Enjoy.
NEW from LCRW: @azrww.bsky.social went to a QAnon conference where crypto scammers talked about space aliens who want to wipe away your debt.
leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/i-s...
leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/i-s...
I Spent a Weekend with QAnon Crypto Scammers So You Didn’t Have To
| Left Coast Right Watch
For two days in Cape Canaveral, Florida, a group of more than 200 QAnon supporters and influencers packed into a Radisson Hotel conference room to discuss cryptocurrency, blockchain, extraterrestrial ...
leftcoastrightwatch.org
March 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I spent two days at a QAnon/NESARA/crypto/UFO conference where I listened to hours upon hours of bullshit. They tried to push fake “med beds” onto me, recommended me AI-art stamped gold(?), and promoted an XRP scam.
Two Arizona lawmakers were there who are now sponsoring crypto legislation. Enjoy.
Two Arizona lawmakers were there who are now sponsoring crypto legislation. Enjoy.
I do not know the breeds of dogs and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
March 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I do not know the breeds of dogs and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
I modified my sewing machine into a free-arm embroiderer. I am unstoppable
March 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I modified my sewing machine into a free-arm embroiderer. I am unstoppable