if i had only THREE dolls (three!!) i would do genocide waaahhh

binkies blankies & bombs!!

onesies & warheads!!

even i wouldn't see the minecraft movie and i'm a babbeee

have a very important pogrom playdate this afternoon me happee babeee

colick & carnage waahhhh

yes except the dumpster contains some type of internet-ready device upon which the eagle is mindlessly & ineffectually rage-posting on bsky under the guise of political activism but waahhh where my bwottle 🍼

as a baby, i’m young enough to remember how we saved democracy by getting drunk & shitposting on bluesky

main trick to levitating is start from the ground and work your way up

bottles & beheadings

babbeee wuv bawoons

ExeCUTEions!