☭ Babushka’s Bluesky Bones ☠️
@babushkasbones.bsky.social
No Minors ~ State Certified Grinch ~ Goatse Enthusiast
clam chowder is the white man’s curry. and a bread bowl his rice
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
clam chowder is the white man’s curry. and a bread bowl his rice
i have invented a new kind of short-form video that exceeds 5 minutes. “Long short-form” videos, or “lorts”
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
i have invented a new kind of short-form video that exceeds 5 minutes. “Long short-form” videos, or “lorts”
i walk real fast and take BIG steps. and lean back until im about to fall over. and sometimes im nodding my head like “yeah yeah keep it coming” and othertimes im shaking my head like “no no dont stop”
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 AM
i walk real fast and take BIG steps. and lean back until im about to fall over. and sometimes im nodding my head like “yeah yeah keep it coming” and othertimes im shaking my head like “no no dont stop”
pitching my new turkey-based cereal idea: Oops All Giblets
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
pitching my new turkey-based cereal idea: Oops All Giblets
publishing a book where i reveal the secret to Michael Jackson’s success: child abuse
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 AM
publishing a book where i reveal the secret to Michael Jackson’s success: child abuse
Bareback Mountain
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Bareback Mountain
join my new band:
Jon Marlow and the WoodDavers
every tuesday at 1 on the colgate comedy hour
Jon Marlow and the WoodDavers
every tuesday at 1 on the colgate comedy hour
September 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
join my new band:
Jon Marlow and the WoodDavers
every tuesday at 1 on the colgate comedy hour
Jon Marlow and the WoodDavers
every tuesday at 1 on the colgate comedy hour
I dont have to worry about shrimp being radioactive because i akways use a geiger meter while grocery shopping
August 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I dont have to worry about shrimp being radioactive because i akways use a geiger meter while grocery shopping
BeyBlade: Rip it Real Good
August 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
BeyBlade: Rip it Real Good
This skeet is a psyop by woke feds, an payroll of Big Cola
I was gonna make a joke about a vending machine calling the feds to report someone trying to buy a Pepsi but honestly if you actually like Pepsi you probably are on the FBI’s top 10 most wanted
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This skeet is a psyop by woke feds, an payroll of Big Cola
Im the inventor of the world’s first dog-proof jortsr
July 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Im the inventor of the world’s first dog-proof jortsr
Forehead tattoo that reads:
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July 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Forehead tattoo that reads:
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Just got my rejection letter from Kellog Cereal (Israeli Embassy) for my new invention (letter filled with), yogurt (cum) coated corn flakes (pictures of their father)
July 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just got my rejection letter from Kellog Cereal (Israeli Embassy) for my new invention (letter filled with), yogurt (cum) coated corn flakes (pictures of their father)
Twink death
June 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Twink death
“Conceal Carry” during pride month refers to a smaller gay that you have hidden on your person
June 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“Conceal Carry” during pride month refers to a smaller gay that you have hidden on your person
Ancient Greek names dont translate well into Spanish so they just use the closest equivalent english name. So Plato and Aristotle in spanish are actually Terry and Brad
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ancient Greek names dont translate well into Spanish so they just use the closest equivalent english name. So Plato and Aristotle in spanish are actually Terry and Brad
Scallops are an aphrodisiac but shrimp get me hard
May 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Scallops are an aphrodisiac but shrimp get me hard
Italian BDSM : Collared Goons
April 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Italian BDSM : Collared Goons
The reason babies cry so much is because they want to smoke. A cigarette will do but for toddlers i recommend a cigar
April 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The reason babies cry so much is because they want to smoke. A cigarette will do but for toddlers i recommend a cigar
Office life hacks: commit micro aggressions towards men by lowering the font size on their name in emails and documents
April 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Office life hacks: commit micro aggressions towards men by lowering the font size on their name in emails and documents
Im constantly scared that my coworkers will realize that my ability to perform my job doesnt come from a foundational understanding of the position itself but rather a convoluted system of bullshitting and pushing the difficult issues on to other teams. April fools
April 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Im constantly scared that my coworkers will realize that my ability to perform my job doesnt come from a foundational understanding of the position itself but rather a convoluted system of bullshitting and pushing the difficult issues on to other teams. April fools
Im a furry. April fools.
April 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Im a furry. April fools.
Im gay. April fools. Wouldnt that be crazy though…
April 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Im gay. April fools. Wouldnt that be crazy though…
Im sexually attracted to clowns. Aprils fools
April 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Im sexually attracted to clowns. Aprils fools