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My kiddo was born in Muncie, the setting of the film 😁. I have a special fondness for the place, which is definitely weird. On our fridge:
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It's a bit late, but this is my guilt free, it's a whole nutritious ass meal pie: 1 can of pumpkin + 1 container of silken tofu, blended. Add sweetener and spices of choice to taste, bake. I put cranberry orange sauce on top of mine but it's good without it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Neighbor informed me that if I didn't want to run the race, that I could walk it next year. Came home, took off my shoes, and discovered I've been subliminally messaging myself.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Keeping the line civil and moving down that red carpet air bridge this holiday season
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We have got Oscar Micheaux, the dawn of the US railroad, and one of the most segregated cities in the south, as drawn by this line in front of the locomotive shop. It was sort of a Tulsa, Black Wall Street scenario.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
These things are hotter than hot pockets. The fish guts is molten sugar and walnuts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A spark of hope deep in the parts of Appalachia where one would never expect it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is actually bad. I understand the reaction, if the right has them we should, too - but now we are all just terrified and armed to the gills. I'd like to move to another country now.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The kid keeps leaving his lunch bag in his locker so he's getting the goth carry out sack. Thinking about including a clip on lip ring
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Be gentle with Clawd
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me: imagine you're walking down the street and one of these guys comes up and steals your cheeseburger.

My kid: I lived in Colorado for 3 weeks. I've seen one of these guys before.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Behold our utensils pouch, for metal spoons, markers, and mascara
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I saw a Brak truck in the wild (not this one). If you haven't seen these before: "green devil eyes truck". My whole rear view mirror was taken up with green eyes cutting left and right 😊
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
What in the Food City
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'm not joking, but it feels like a joke. I'm vegetarian and on food stamps, so have tried to buy soy protein powder. Most retail shops classify it as a supplement like for weightlifting or vitamins, not as food. I put the stuff in my waffles and shakes. They really want us to be puny and die!
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Mature enough to walk away gracefully when he chooses the other option
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is actually the good stuff that you should use on your own bagels. However it's totally fine to throw the stockpile of crappy vegan cheese in the back of your fridge on your enemies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today is hard, but at least I'm stuck in a teeny but colorful corner on the front porch of hell. Yesterday I watched a bigot get chased out of a grocery store, and that was good. Go vote.
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I realize your posts are about limited edition seasonal treats; these are one of my favorite cheap freezer ice creams, bc look at the cone! Squee! I like to see how brands tweak their products for regional tastes.
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Tragic Comedy Tuesday: I am vegetarian because things happen to me like yesterday, driving on the interstate beside a tractor trailer filled with cattle. As I sped down the road, a terrified cow stayed 👁️ to 👁️ with me through a peep hole for 30 awkward AF minutes.
It had a pretty eye.
😭 😂 🤢
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Was not prepared for a discourse on philosophical views of the transmigration of souls in antiquity this afternoon in the rideshare
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Look I don't know who arranged for my elementary school to see a stage adaptation of "The Most Dangerous Game" when I was a little girl, but blame that person for being who I am.
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Instead of what's in my bag, new trend is what's in/under my sofa/bed crack.

2025. Candy wrappers and hot glue googly eye blob.
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
For the Rocky Horror and literary nerds protesting animal cruelty out there (humans are animals)
October 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I looked Kiff up for me because my "young man" is too cool for animation atm. I have a soft lisp so when I voice search "Kiff", the Roku returns "Kiss". I chuckled as I knew better to ask anybody if they wanted to read "Paradife Loft: a Poem in Ten Books". This is awesome. It looks like a fun show.
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM