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sorry for cussin
Rip to David Lynch. You taught me it wasn’t okay to do anything.
January 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It just took an hour and a half to cancel marketplace insurance I never enrolled in 🤙
January 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The judge presiding over the Luigi Mangione case is married to a former Pfizer executive. More about the judge here:
Luigi Mangione Judge Married to Former Healthcare Executive
Judge overseeing case involving murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson owns millions in stock, including Pharma and healthcare, through husband
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 23, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Putting on a beanie makes me 10 percent dumber and 10 percent happier every time I do it. Is this something that makes sense to you, yes or no?
December 23, 2024 at 6:27 PM
NBA Xmas lineup should have been

Warriors/Mavs
Okc/Spurs
Bucks/Nuggets
Lakers/Celtics
Wolves/Knicks
December 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences
December 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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my holiday gift to you: 50% off comedy tickets all weekend!!! promo code HOLIDAY50 at checkout

fri, 12/20: MORAL PANIC, 8p
sat, 12/21: TOM THAKKAR, 7p & 9p
sun, 12/22: CELEBRATION IN THE JOKES, 8p
mon, 12/23: SEAN PATTON, 8p (SOLD OUT)

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SPORTS DRINK | New Orleans, LA | Shows
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December 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
you should be allowed to threaten someone if they suck
December 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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Luigi was charged with terrorism because what he did actually terrorized the system. Only reason Roof was even arrested was because he slipped through the net that is supposed to catch people like him and send them overseas with a rifle or keep them at home with a badge
Dylan Roof killed 9 Black people trying to start a race war.
He wasn't charged with terrorism.
December 18, 2024 at 4:10 AM
The star spangled banner is the biggest piece of shit song ever written and if you get off your ass for it you are a horrible idiot
December 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
It’s crazy that every song is better if you change the lyrics to be about something my cats are doing at that moment
December 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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get to 1042 toledano in december. banger after banger after banger after banger after banger after banger after banger. 25% off tickets for MADDIE WIENER this weekend!

promo code SQUARE25 at checkout. free tickets if you are a new orleans local & have never been to a show!

SPORTSDRINK.ORG
December 13, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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In New Orleans a teenager got murdered and his body was dropped in my front yard. I had my kids in the kitchen in the back do homework with the TV on loud so they wouldn't hear the boy's mother screaming out front. It was terrible. I don't know if it even made the newspaper.
Stop lecturing us.
The brazen murder of a CEO in Midtown Manhattan—and the cheering reaction to his execution—amounts to a blinking-and-blaring warning signal for a society that has become already too inured to bloodshed, @adriennelaf.bsky.social writes. theatln.tc/ZRcsrreK
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I started reading out loud to my cats and now when I stop, they try to eat the book.
December 11, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Anyone trying to start a 30 and over, 6 feet and under, could probably cut back on the booze, overworked, didn’t play past middle school basketball league???
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Shout out to Lu Dort for somehow convincing the league to allow him to maul whoever he’s defending all game without getting called. He is a great defender anyway, but I have no idea how a role player gets that kind of whistle. It’s truly insane. Also his name sounds like an onomatopoeia for puking
December 11, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I have cluster headaches and I’ve been denied treatment for them by insurance companies for years. Every moment of indescribable pain I feel, someone profits from. It’s affirmed for me viscerally that it’s socialism or barbarism, and that there’s more pain in giving up than there is in fighting back
Talk to me about how chronic pain has affected your politics and political life.
December 10, 2024 at 8:47 PM
We need a guy named Diddykong to take out a tech guy this week and really get it poppin
December 10, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Went to an open mic for the first time in a while tonight and the thing every new comic is saying is “I am going to kill myself if you don’t laugh.” Everyone in the audience loves it? I’m worried about people.
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 AM
bradley egenberg’s pivot to a serious tone in his ads is hilarious
December 9, 2024 at 1:13 AM
BI being out indefinitely is just insane at this point. Won’t be surprised when they’re like “Javonte Green has been struck by lightning in his dick and will be out 1-58 weeks”
December 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Did you know I can’t be stopped and no one can tell me shit?

www.nola.com/news/politic...
Here's who will join the Orleans Parish School Board after a competitive runoff race
The winner takes a seat on the Orleans Parish School Board at a contentious time.
www.nola.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Yeah, don’t incriminate yourself, but when people talk about not saying controversial stuff online, I don’t think they have an actual plan for some sort of organizing in person that’s ten steps ahead of the CIA
December 6, 2024 at 12:47 AM