Daniel Babcock
babcockflylab.bsky.social
Daniel Babcock
@babcockflylab.bsky.social
Associate Professor, Lehigh University
final_version🤞_no_seriously_this_time🙏
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Using my Soros check to buy some Tylenol and a circumcision.
October 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Brotherly shove 4 eva 😎
October 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Cool story. Now criticize their royal family the same way we talk about our presidents and let me know how that turns out.
October 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Getting bored waiting for this rapture so I think I'm g...
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He must have taken Tylenol.
#49ers’ Nick Bosa reportedly out for the season after knee injury in win vs. Cardinals

www.sfchronicle.com/sports/49ers...
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wife: Stop staring like that!

Me: Hang on. I'm assessing your mitochondrial burden.
August 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Those goddamn windmills!!!!!!
August 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wait until Mother hears about this.
August 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Going to try out for that open drummer position for Spinal Tap! Wish me luck!!!
August 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
radioactive wasps vs radioactive shrimp:
two monsters are fighting each other and one of them is being struck by a lightning bolt .
ALT: two monsters are fighting each other and one of them is being struck by a lightning bolt .
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey Grok, draw a picture of me playing a tiny violin.
the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god
August 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🖕🖕
August 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You realize the kind of work she did, yes?
August 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If they're looking for criminals, there's a giant fucking building at the far end of the Mall where they can start.
Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall.

If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is

(h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)
August 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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As stressful as it is to run a laboratory in the US right now, my thoughts are often with the NIH staff living in the awful chaos trying to preserve the whole enterprise. I’m grateful for every moment they choose not to give up. These people are the only thing keeping it from entirely collapsing.
July 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
See?! Economics is easy!
Q: What do you say to analysts who worry that lowering interest rates could lead to inflation?

TRUMP: Well if that happens then we just raise them
July 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
BioRender: Announcing our "Funding Crisis Survival Guide"!

Me: Oh cool. Maybe they will announce plans to make things more accessible and affordable given the current challenges.

BioRender: LOL WUT???
July 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm so sorry I missed this message.
July 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
June 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is that bad?
I feel like that's bad.
BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test
June 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Sure, but when I write this on the classroom whiteboard in permanent marker I'm "not being professional".
I think Green Day summed it up well.
June 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is the way.
June 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by Daniel Babcock
June 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM