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me, signing off from the work zoom so I can go pee

hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social check it out, we just got a new resident in our beachside zoo, i did not think you liked sand

send every cop down The Slide imo

@jonhendren.com I keep seeing this on my bsky feed and *every time* I think it’s one of your facetune posts.

(this is a dm so stop reading this if you’re not @fart)

just checked to make sure @paulisci.bsky.social ‘s newspaper threads made it over here. Once someone gets an invite code to the menswear shitposter, this place will be pretty much complete

@davidmackau.bsky.social I think you were pondering on twitter the other day about why the sub-dunking news cycle felt the way that it did…a lot of people had theories and approximations (myself included), but none of them rang quite so true as this one feels (via @michaelhobbes.bsky.social)

“like rotting durian” 🤌🏽

Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies

Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes

new orb just dropped in vegas