Ba'ar Orso
@baarorso.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood grizzly bear that's living in the urban wilds.
I hope First Responders, doctors and the like who have to work today can focus more on watching football and eating turkey in their breakrooms and spreading holiday tidings than doing their usual jobs. Even heroes need a day off every once in a while.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hope First Responders, doctors and the like who have to work today can focus more on watching football and eating turkey in their breakrooms and spreading holiday tidings than doing their usual jobs. Even heroes need a day off every once in a while.
Went to see Zootopia 2 today. Look at this cool popcorn bowl I picked up!
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Went to see Zootopia 2 today. Look at this cool popcorn bowl I picked up!
The original Zootopia has arguably the most self-referential line the Disney scribes have ever written...
Chief Bogo: Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.
Chief Bogo: Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The original Zootopia has arguably the most self-referential line the Disney scribes have ever written...
Chief Bogo: Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.
Chief Bogo: Life isn't some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.
Snagged my tickets to Zootopia 2! Wednesday 2:10 pm. Be there or be a square Care Bear! ;D
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Snagged my tickets to Zootopia 2! Wednesday 2:10 pm. Be there or be a square Care Bear! ;D
Found this on the outside of a convention center once. I don't know how we anthros can have our conventions if the convention centers keep on banning "animals" from entering.;/
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Found this on the outside of a convention center once. I don't know how we anthros can have our conventions if the convention centers keep on banning "animals" from entering.;/
There's a meme going around showing plus sized anthros in all their glory with shirts proclaiming "big t+ts, big gut, uncut". I thought that I could get involved with this so to Bing AI I went. I did have to change "big t+ts" to "big chest" to get past the censors though.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There's a meme going around showing plus sized anthros in all their glory with shirts proclaiming "big t+ts, big gut, uncut". I thought that I could get involved with this so to Bing AI I went. I did have to change "big t+ts" to "big chest" to get past the censors though.
Saw this and could not resist picking it up. Mattel's mascot Barbie Handler a closet anthro? Who knew? ;D
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Saw this and could not resist picking it up. Mattel's mascot Barbie Handler a closet anthro? Who knew? ;D
During the pandemic a few years ago there were "virtual conventions" to replace the real ones. Just go into your computer room, log on and you were there. I wish that they had continued such conventions because not all have the resources to visit real world conventions.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
During the pandemic a few years ago there were "virtual conventions" to replace the real ones. Just go into your computer room, log on and you were there. I wish that they had continued such conventions because not all have the resources to visit real world conventions.
Who needs Totally 80s these days? When I need to scratch my Reagan era itch, I go to Back to the 80s. It's just as great as Totally 80s was and the owners are far friendlier!
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Who needs Totally 80s these days? When I need to scratch my Reagan era itch, I go to Back to the 80s. It's just as great as Totally 80s was and the owners are far friendlier!
This getting to be the season that it is, would you believe that I've been approached by shopping mall people asking me if I would like to be their Santa Clause for the season? (I'll admit I have the jolly attitude for it as well as the build, but it's something I don't want to do.)
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This getting to be the season that it is, would you believe that I've been approached by shopping mall people asking me if I would like to be their Santa Clause for the season? (I'll admit I have the jolly attitude for it as well as the build, but it's something I don't want to do.)
I'm ashamed to admit that some of my wild ursine cousins will try some pretty sneaky tricks to get you to feed them. I hope you don't fall for those tricks. :/
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm ashamed to admit that some of my wild ursine cousins will try some pretty sneaky tricks to get you to feed them. I hope you don't fall for those tricks. :/
Apparently some anthros feel that the best use of the time waiting in the convention registration line is to do some exercising. Not me! ;/
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Apparently some anthros feel that the best use of the time waiting in the convention registration line is to do some exercising. Not me! ;/
My take (with a little help from the Bing AI Picture Maker) on Nick and Judy attending the Zootopia 2 premier in a few weeks. :D
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My take (with a little help from the Bing AI Picture Maker) on Nick and Judy attending the Zootopia 2 premier in a few weeks. :D
Found this on a billboard just outside the club where I work. You'd think it'd stir the "wild animal" and me and make me want to go to Yosemite, but it doesn't. I've always been an urban bear, preferring things like a warm dry house of bricks, steel and glass than a damp den of stone and grass.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Found this on a billboard just outside the club where I work. You'd think it'd stir the "wild animal" and me and make me want to go to Yosemite, but it doesn't. I've always been an urban bear, preferring things like a warm dry house of bricks, steel and glass than a damp den of stone and grass.
I was on my way in to a club tonight when I came across this curious little device. Any of you young 'uns know what it is and what it's used for? ;D
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was on my way in to a club tonight when I came across this curious little device. Any of you young 'uns know what it is and what it's used for? ;D
One of the things I love about being a grown up is being able to enjoy all the sugary cereals my mother would never buy for me when I was a cub. ;D
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
One of the things I love about being a grown up is being able to enjoy all the sugary cereals my mother would never buy for me when I was a cub. ;D
Went to a carnival today. Spent several hours seeing the sights (*will ya; look at that!*) , riding rides (*weeee!*) and of course overdosing on fried food (*ooooohhh my aching belly!* ;/. There were midway games but didn't go for those. The chances of winning those things is slim to none. ;/
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Went to a carnival today. Spent several hours seeing the sights (*will ya; look at that!*) , riding rides (*weeee!*) and of course overdosing on fried food (*ooooohhh my aching belly!* ;/. There were midway games but didn't go for those. The chances of winning those things is slim to none. ;/
Here I am in the Wet Willie's "green room" getting ready for a shift. I like this. It allows me to "kick the tires and light the fires" and otherwise get psyched up for entertaining the fine Wet Willie's VIPs.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Here I am in the Wet Willie's "green room" getting ready for a shift. I like this. It allows me to "kick the tires and light the fires" and otherwise get psyched up for entertaining the fine Wet Willie's VIPs.
Not sold in any stores and available for a limited time only, here is the Ba'ar Orso action figure! It comes complete with slice of pizza for your action figure to snack on plus dagger and axe to ward off enemies! At 5 payments of just $19.99 it's a real steal so get yours today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Not sold in any stores and available for a limited time only, here is the Ba'ar Orso action figure! It comes complete with slice of pizza for your action figure to snack on plus dagger and axe to ward off enemies! At 5 payments of just $19.99 it's a real steal so get yours today.
Brandy is an song about a barmaid who serves libations to the sailors in the seaside bar she works. She loves one sailor but he made it clear "The harbor was his home". I was listening to it when inspiration struck. My picture has her nursing a drink while thinking of her man.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Brandy is an song about a barmaid who serves libations to the sailors in the seaside bar she works. She loves one sailor but he made it clear "The harbor was his home". I was listening to it when inspiration struck. My picture has her nursing a drink while thinking of her man.
After being fired by a boss who, by all accounts, was a backstabber and finding a better job I have come to the conclusion that maybe it's not living well that is the best revenge, it's living well despite the adversity that life has thrown at you. :/
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
After being fired by a boss who, by all accounts, was a backstabber and finding a better job I have come to the conclusion that maybe it's not living well that is the best revenge, it's living well despite the adversity that life has thrown at you. :/
Last night as I was at work preparing to pick up an additional shift for extra cash, a fellow host teased me about "dressing up as a human for Halloween". Silly host! ;P
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Last night as I was at work preparing to pick up an additional shift for extra cash, a fellow host teased me about "dressing up as a human for Halloween". Silly host! ;P
Felt the need to seek relaxation so I signed up for a yoga class. It was a disaster. Tried to do the poses demonstrated by the instructor but found myself falling flat on my face every time (didn't know that yoga could be so dangerous. :/).
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Felt the need to seek relaxation so I signed up for a yoga class. It was a disaster. Tried to do the poses demonstrated by the instructor but found myself falling flat on my face every time (didn't know that yoga could be so dangerous. :/).
Got into the "Halloween spirit" by going out to eat at a local restaurant called Monsterland. Stepping into the restaurant was just like stepping into some mad scientist's lab with monster themed items all around. Food was great too! I definitely will be back for another meal!
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got into the "Halloween spirit" by going out to eat at a local restaurant called Monsterland. Stepping into the restaurant was just like stepping into some mad scientist's lab with monster themed items all around. Food was great too! I definitely will be back for another meal!
Heard recently that the Utah Grizzlies hockey team will be packing up, moving to Trenton, NJ and adopting a new name soon. As a bear I'd have preferred them to move to AZ and replace the Arizona Coyotes.
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Heard recently that the Utah Grizzlies hockey team will be packing up, moving to Trenton, NJ and adopting a new name soon. As a bear I'd have preferred them to move to AZ and replace the Arizona Coyotes.