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Lord Beelzebub
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Lord of the Flies | Prince of Hell | Gluttony Circle’s Ruler
#goodomens
During the early 20th century, only once did i have the pleasure of viziting here. It waz amuzing, watching humanz rezort 2 illusionz and trix, the waiterz dressed az what they thought demonz appeared 2 B. Even now, i can still recall my drink of choice — black coffee spiked with cognac.
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i find thiz very odd, but Y iz it that humanz have assigned what U call “GENDER” 2 certain colourz?
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
SNITCHES get STITCHEZ az they say… or u may find urself DIZCORPORATED!
When you try to rat out your coworker for something that the boss is also doing.
Angels.
Angels are what they’re doing.
#goodomens is a soap opera that I hope never ends
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October 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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August 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Lately i’ve heard tell of sum sort of feztival going on in Edinburgh. Performance arts and such. i wonder if Gabriel wud be interezted. Him and i have been indulging in HUMAN culture more az of late.
August 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I suppoze I can saciate your curiosity…
July 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Sir, Miss, you—” Pick 1. I have no DEZIRE 2 spend my day dealing with thiz nonsense. Better yet, DO NOT refer 2 me at all. Ur unworthy.
July 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This creature… Where do I find it?
July 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I recall zome1 mentioning how Gabriel and I influence each other, and I’ve begun noticing thingz about myzelf. I’ve developed a habit of humming without my knowledge. Muzik iz far more contajus than I realized. Mayx me underztand the SATANIC PANIC that much more.
July 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Documenting thiz picture memo 4… reazonzzz UNDIZCLOZED
This you, turtleneck thief?
July 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Finally expanding my pallet more after all thiz time. I recalled Gabe airing hiz grievancez regarding the Principlaty’z “frivolous miracles and sullying the temple of his celestial body.” Now that he’z no longer a problem, I decided 2 c 4 myself why he’d compromize himzelf…
July 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Lately I’ve found myself drawn into the woods. No, it isn’t my 1st time. I’ve been summoned deep within them plenty of times for 1 reason or another. But I’ve never actually had the opportunity 2 simply partake being there? I can’t recall many times when it was silent. Except maybe at his statue.
July 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Went out 2 find some “better clothes” 4 a certain some1. Tho when i waz peruzzzing the shop, some of theze clothez had fake pocketzz?? They juzt give the illusion that they do. They zerve NO FUNCTION at all! Iz this meant 2 b 1 of humanity’s vices?
June 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Seeing the creatures I designed after all those billions of years ago… It’s nostalgic. It… hurtzzz 2 remember my time up there. Honestly, I can only recall pieces. The rest is a blur.
June 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
U know, when i dezerted the pitz of HELL, i azzumed that the dayz of bliztering heat were behind me. i did not factor in what the humanz refer to as HUMIDITY.
June 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My sources can confirm ur sexual speculations. It helped to have a serpant as a scout… at timezzz. Anywho, it’s true — u can do whatever the hell u want. Mortalz nor spiritual beingz dictate ur worth. FUCK ALL 2 the bellends who dare 2 extinguish ur PRIDE!
While his career with the church did TECHNICALLY forbid him from marrying, my imagination indicates that Petrarch would probably sometimes do light over-the-shirt stuff with people of all sexual orientations and gender expressions.
June 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ve seen MANY humanzz waltzing around with zzome treat or another… Especially during thizz time of year. It’zz peaked my interest. I intend 2 CONSUME THEM ALL.
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
GREETINGS 2 the maggotsz of the BLUE SKY. May u all BURN IN HELL. ❤️‍🔥
June 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM