Queen Rational Human Bean
@b-2-the-e-a-n.bsky.social
🌾🌻Wife👩🏼🤝👨🏽Mom🧔🏽♂️👼👧🏽4 Dogs🐩🐕Food🫔🌮🍕🍔🍝🥟🍿🥤Football🏈Zoos🦥🦭🦙🦦🐧🦘🦓Cool cars🚙🚗🚕🛻Reader📚Road trips🛣Trivia/History❓️Games🎮🎲🧩🎳Collector🧢🧸🕯🐕 📚👠🖊¡Un poquito de Spanglish!🇲🇽Gen X🏴☠️Fluent in sarcasm, song lyrics & movie quotes.
"I have memes/gifs for that."
🚫NO M A G A🚩
"I have memes/gifs for that."
🚫NO M A G A🚩
He's also very difficult to listen to because he sounds like he's gargling rocks on auto tune!
April 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He's also very difficult to listen to because he sounds like he's gargling rocks on auto tune!
I thought it looked like she was making sure to get footage to use in a music video!
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I thought it looked like she was making sure to get footage to use in a music video!
He's offended that he has to order a "gordita" instead of a "little, fat girl"? Weird flex.🤔🧐
Why is he even at a Mexican fast food restaurant if he doesn't want to speak Spanish?
Why is he even at a Mexican fast food restaurant if he doesn't want to speak Spanish?
April 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He's offended that he has to order a "gordita" instead of a "little, fat girl"? Weird flex.🤔🧐
Why is he even at a Mexican fast food restaurant if he doesn't want to speak Spanish?
Why is he even at a Mexican fast food restaurant if he doesn't want to speak Spanish?
*Teslers 😘LOL
April 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
*Teslers 😘LOL
Hold up! Did he just admit that tariffs make things more expensive for consumers?!?
April 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hold up! Did he just admit that tariffs make things more expensive for consumers?!?
I literally just bought some Ben & Jerry's last night! Americone Dream, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Chunky Monkey, Mint Chocolate Cookie & Strawberry Cheesecake.
March 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I literally just bought some Ben & Jerry's last night! Americone Dream, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Chunky Monkey, Mint Chocolate Cookie & Strawberry Cheesecake.
A fine of every last dollar & cent she possesses, a 10 year jail sentence, NEVER being allowed in Australia ever again, NEVER being allowed near any animal ever & NEVER being allowed to force her stupidity on others by being banned from all social media!
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A fine of every last dollar & cent she possesses, a 10 year jail sentence, NEVER being allowed in Australia ever again, NEVER being allowed near any animal ever & NEVER being allowed to force her stupidity on others by being banned from all social media!
Depends on the time of day!
March 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Depends on the time of day!
DOGE Sanitation
March 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
DOGE Sanitation
But it royally sux for those of us who didn't FA!
February 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
But it royally sux for those of us who didn't FA!
(The condoms are NOT going to the Gaza STRIP, but a province in Mozambique to stop the spread of disease.)(The "150" is a computer programming default number.) With basic reading skills & a little common sense, these are easily explained.
February 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
(The condoms are NOT going to the Gaza STRIP, but a province in Mozambique to stop the spread of disease.)(The "150" is a computer programming default number.) With basic reading skills & a little common sense, these are easily explained.
If someone asks you to use it in a sentence, the correct answer is: Wankpanzers are bought by sitzpinklers!
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If someone asks you to use it in a sentence, the correct answer is: Wankpanzers are bought by sitzpinklers!