Queen Rational Human Bean
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"I have memes/gifs for that."
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"I have memes/gifs for that."
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Why is there always an argument about how the toilet paper goes, but never the paper towels?
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Dear Squeaky Tank,
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Thank you for your service. 🫡
June 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dear Squeaky Tank,
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Thank you for your service. 🫡
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June 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
May 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
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We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
March 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
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MapQuest didn't bow down! (It is and always will be The Gulf of Mexico!) But does have an option to rename it yourself. LOL 🗺🧭
February 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
MapQuest didn't bow down! (It is and always will be The Gulf of Mexico!) But does have an option to rename it yourself. LOL 🗺🧭
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
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They're strong enough. I'm strong enough. ENOUGH, please!
January 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They're strong enough. I'm strong enough. ENOUGH, please!
Dangerous fires, horrific government policies, incompetent leaders...
January 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Dangerous fires, horrific government policies, incompetent leaders...
Even though I'm not looking forward to 2025 or the next 4 years, I love the calendar/date jokes!
December 31, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Even though I'm not looking forward to 2025 or the next 4 years, I love the calendar/date jokes!
Hello True Blues!
My 1st starter pack! 150 True Blue accounts that have been vetted and are all currently active.
I plan to do at least one every week. I will pick people that like, re-post or comment on my posts throughout the week.
Wishing you all a good Friday evening! 💙
go.bsky.app/7Ekobn7
My 1st starter pack! 150 True Blue accounts that have been vetted and are all currently active.
I plan to do at least one every week. I will pick people that like, re-post or comment on my posts throughout the week.
Wishing you all a good Friday evening! 💙
go.bsky.app/7Ekobn7
December 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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