Mike Funkhouser-Jenkins
@azuredragonknight.bsky.social
40/Gay/Married. Call central Va my home. Doggo dad of two rotten pups. Part-time PlayStation trophy hunter. Lover of old school JRPGs/RPGs. Love meeting new people!
FFXIV- Dynamis/Marilith - Bleu Dharkheart
PSN: AzureDragnKnight
Discord: azuredragnknight
FFXIV- Dynamis/Marilith - Bleu Dharkheart
PSN: AzureDragnKnight
Discord: azuredragnknight
With hubby at Alamo Drafthouse to see the new Wicked movie!
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With hubby at Alamo Drafthouse to see the new Wicked movie!
Day two of thumb recovery. Had a wart that just wouldn’t go away cut out yesterday. Tried freezing it almost two months ago, and not only did it not go away, it came back bigger and hurt more. So this time I had a cut out to make sure it was gone for good. Been rough, not being able to use his hand.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Day two of thumb recovery. Had a wart that just wouldn’t go away cut out yesterday. Tried freezing it almost two months ago, and not only did it not go away, it came back bigger and hurt more. So this time I had a cut out to make sure it was gone for good. Been rough, not being able to use his hand.
Hubby has assembled his army of snowmen 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hubby has assembled his army of snowmen 🤣
Today is our 10 year wedding anniversary. Never did I think I’d ever find my other half, the person who compliments and completes me so well. The person, who in my darkest hours, helped me to put myself together again and be able to learn how to start putting myself first and learn to love myself!❤️
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Today is our 10 year wedding anniversary. Never did I think I’d ever find my other half, the person who compliments and completes me so well. The person, who in my darkest hours, helped me to put myself together again and be able to learn how to start putting myself first and learn to love myself!❤️
Some pics from our trip. 8 days in paradise was SOOO not enough. Can’t wait to go again one day. Now comes the hard part of adjusting back to reality and having to adult again 🤣
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Some pics from our trip. 8 days in paradise was SOOO not enough. Can’t wait to go again one day. Now comes the hard part of adjusting back to reality and having to adult again 🤣
Nails are done for the cruise next week. Absolutely love the color!!
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nails are done for the cruise next week. Absolutely love the color!!
Been playing Borderlands 4 & loving every second of it. I initially started as Harlowe but started a Rafa run through & fell in love with his play style. Love the dual guns he gets with his action skill. Been running it on hard mode, very unlike me, to get better loot & am mowing down enemies!!🤣🤣
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Been playing Borderlands 4 & loving every second of it. I initially started as Harlowe but started a Rafa run through & fell in love with his play style. Love the dual guns he gets with his action skill. Been running it on hard mode, very unlike me, to get better loot & am mowing down enemies!!🤣🤣
I have some place in mind
August 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have some place in mind
It has begun…
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
July 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It has begun…
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
Happy #FCF everyone! Mines not feeling too hot today so he’s resting. Backs causing a lot of pain today. Who’s willing to help a buddy out and turn his frown upside down?😏
July 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy #FCF everyone! Mines not feeling too hot today so he’s resting. Backs causing a lot of pain today. Who’s willing to help a buddy out and turn his frown upside down?😏
Rocking the little one to sleep while playing Clair Obscur.
#multitasking
#multitasking
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Rocking the little one to sleep while playing Clair Obscur.
#multitasking
#multitasking
Was sitting on my couch playing on my new alt on FF XIV and something outside caught my eye. Went to the side deck door and saw this. Watched her for a good twenty mins before she wandered back into the woods behind the house. I so love watching the deer, squirrels, rabbits, ect come into the yard!❤️
May 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Was sitting on my couch playing on my new alt on FF XIV and something outside caught my eye. Went to the side deck door and saw this. Watched her for a good twenty mins before she wandered back into the woods behind the house. I so love watching the deer, squirrels, rabbits, ect come into the yard!❤️
My current video game rotation
May 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My current video game rotation
More about it😒
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
More about it😒
Happy #mcm everyone! Sorry for the lack of a decent smile. Left half of face is still numb from getting fillings done earlier this morning🤣
#happymonochromemonday #mcm
#happymonochromemonday #mcm
May 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy #mcm everyone! Sorry for the lack of a decent smile. Left half of face is still numb from getting fillings done earlier this morning🤣
#happymonochromemonday #mcm
#happymonochromemonday #mcm
One would think the Secretary of Education would be a little more grammar minded than this, but as per usual, Linda McMahon is nothing more than just another dumb bitch hired cuz she’s licks Trumps shit smeared ass.
Good on Harvard for giving these assholes a taste of their nastiness right back! 🤣
Good on Harvard for giving these assholes a taste of their nastiness right back! 🤣
May 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One would think the Secretary of Education would be a little more grammar minded than this, but as per usual, Linda McMahon is nothing more than just another dumb bitch hired cuz she’s licks Trumps shit smeared ass.
Good on Harvard for giving these assholes a taste of their nastiness right back! 🤣
Good on Harvard for giving these assholes a taste of their nastiness right back! 🤣
Feeling extra horny today. Already got off once and feel the need to again. Who wants to help?😏
May 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Feeling extra horny today. Already got off once and feel the need to again. Who wants to help?😏
I’m such a mature gamer 🤣🤣
April 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m such a mature gamer 🤣🤣
Surgery went great. Was in and done in like 30 mins. On way to pharmacy to get pain killers and such and then home to rest. 😊
April 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Surgery went great. Was in and done in like 30 mins. On way to pharmacy to get pain killers and such and then home to rest. 😊
Yay! They kept Fin Gleam in the game. Was hoping they wouldn’t remove it since it’s like the best helmet in the game and you can get it as soon as you’re done with the prologue stuff and can freely roam the world! The life defect is the best part imo since I always love being a stealth archer
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yay! They kept Fin Gleam in the game. Was hoping they wouldn’t remove it since it’s like the best helmet in the game and you can get it as soon as you’re done with the prologue stuff and can freely roam the world! The life defect is the best part imo since I always love being a stealth archer
How I plan to spend part of my birthday today🤣
Have to go out later for a sleep apnea appointment to get a home test and then tomorrow I get my wisdom teeth removed so I’m enjoying what little fun I get to have for my bday by reliving this awesome game that has been completely rebuilt. I can’t wait!
Have to go out later for a sleep apnea appointment to get a home test and then tomorrow I get my wisdom teeth removed so I’m enjoying what little fun I get to have for my bday by reliving this awesome game that has been completely rebuilt. I can’t wait!
April 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How I plan to spend part of my birthday today🤣
Have to go out later for a sleep apnea appointment to get a home test and then tomorrow I get my wisdom teeth removed so I’m enjoying what little fun I get to have for my bday by reliving this awesome game that has been completely rebuilt. I can’t wait!
Have to go out later for a sleep apnea appointment to get a home test and then tomorrow I get my wisdom teeth removed so I’m enjoying what little fun I get to have for my bday by reliving this awesome game that has been completely rebuilt. I can’t wait!
Finally!!!
After years of begging the RPG gods for a remaster of these two amazing games, they delivered! I am so excited to jump back into the games!!❤️
After years of begging the RPG gods for a remaster of these two amazing games, they delivered! I am so excited to jump back into the games!!❤️
April 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Finally!!!
After years of begging the RPG gods for a remaster of these two amazing games, they delivered! I am so excited to jump back into the games!!❤️
After years of begging the RPG gods for a remaster of these two amazing games, they delivered! I am so excited to jump back into the games!!❤️
Such a nice evening out, I decided to sit out on the deck and enjoy the weather while listening to Mayhem.
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Such a nice evening out, I decided to sit out on the deck and enjoy the weather while listening to Mayhem.
For those of you having a rough Monday and needing a pick me up, I give you this. It’s one of my squirrel that frequents my feeder I have on our side deck for them.
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
For those of you having a rough Monday and needing a pick me up, I give you this. It’s one of my squirrel that frequents my feeder I have on our side deck for them.
Hubby found this and sent it to me. I felt it was too good not to share with everyone. Please repost this in hopes it works its way back to the Fecal Felon Fascist himself so we can watch the ensuing tantrum!🤣
April 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hubby found this and sent it to me. I felt it was too good not to share with everyone. Please repost this in hopes it works its way back to the Fecal Felon Fascist himself so we can watch the ensuing tantrum!🤣