Mike Funkhouser-Jenkins
@azuredragonknight.bsky.social
40/Gay/Married. Call central Va my home. Doggo dad of two rotten pups. Part-time PlayStation trophy hunter. Lover of old school JRPGs/RPGs. Love meeting new people!
FFXIV- Dynamis/Marilith - Bleu Dharkheart
PSN: AzureDragnKnight
Discord: azuredragnknight
FFXIV- Dynamis/Marilith - Bleu Dharkheart
PSN: AzureDragnKnight
Discord: azuredragnknight
With hubby at Alamo Drafthouse to see the new Wicked movie!
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With hubby at Alamo Drafthouse to see the new Wicked movie!
Day three of my finger healing. Decided to take bandage off and let it get some air. Didn’t have a lot of choice. Area around the wound was getting galled from the moisture where it kept bleeding periodically. Hopefully this helps it heal faster. Miss having the use of my hand🤣
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Day three of my finger healing. Decided to take bandage off and let it get some air. Didn’t have a lot of choice. Area around the wound was getting galled from the moisture where it kept bleeding periodically. Hopefully this helps it heal faster. Miss having the use of my hand🤣
Day two of thumb recovery. Had a wart that just wouldn’t go away cut out yesterday. Tried freezing it almost two months ago, and not only did it not go away, it came back bigger and hurt more. So this time I had a cut out to make sure it was gone for good. Been rough, not being able to use his hand.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Day two of thumb recovery. Had a wart that just wouldn’t go away cut out yesterday. Tried freezing it almost two months ago, and not only did it not go away, it came back bigger and hurt more. So this time I had a cut out to make sure it was gone for good. Been rough, not being able to use his hand.
Every time 😍🤣
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Every time 😍🤣
Hubby has assembled his army of snowmen 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hubby has assembled his army of snowmen 🤣
The hairier, the better! 😍
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The hairier, the better! 😍
Usually 2-3x a day for me😁😏
3 x a day here 💦💦💦💦
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Usually 2-3x a day for me😁😏
Today is our 10 year wedding anniversary. Never did I think I’d ever find my other half, the person who compliments and completes me so well. The person, who in my darkest hours, helped me to put myself together again and be able to learn how to start putting myself first and learn to love myself!❤️
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Today is our 10 year wedding anniversary. Never did I think I’d ever find my other half, the person who compliments and completes me so well. The person, who in my darkest hours, helped me to put myself together again and be able to learn how to start putting myself first and learn to love myself!❤️
Some pics from our trip. 8 days in paradise was SOOO not enough. Can’t wait to go again one day. Now comes the hard part of adjusting back to reality and having to adult again 🤣
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Some pics from our trip. 8 days in paradise was SOOO not enough. Can’t wait to go again one day. Now comes the hard part of adjusting back to reality and having to adult again 🤣
We just got notified that we won’t board till like 9:30 tonight😩
Silver lining: we didn’t lose much time!
Bahamas, here we come!🥰
Silver lining: we didn’t lose much time!
Bahamas, here we come!🥰
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We just got notified that we won’t board till like 9:30 tonight😩
Silver lining: we didn’t lose much time!
Bahamas, here we come!🥰
Silver lining: we didn’t lose much time!
Bahamas, here we come!🥰
So, the day has arrived. We head out shortly to head down to the port to board the ship. We got notification last evening that our ship is delayed some due to weather but hopefully we can still board and head out today!
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
So, the day has arrived. We head out shortly to head down to the port to board the ship. We got notification last evening that our ship is delayed some due to weather but hopefully we can still board and head out today!
This week is going to go by so slow. Hubby and I leave this Saturday for our 8 day cruise to the Caribbean and we can’t wait. I’m going to go stir crazy with anticipation for it by at least Wednesday, I’m sure!🤣🚢
October 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
This week is going to go by so slow. Hubby and I leave this Saturday for our 8 day cruise to the Caribbean and we can’t wait. I’m going to go stir crazy with anticipation for it by at least Wednesday, I’m sure!🤣🚢
Nails are done for the cruise next week. Absolutely love the color!!
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nails are done for the cruise next week. Absolutely love the color!!
Spooky season is here!
Went to Scream Forest down near Richmond with hubby and our good friends this evening and had a blast walking thru the haunted forest. We aren’t going to get to do many haunted attractions this year due to all four of us going on a cruise in a few weeks to the Caribbean.
Went to Scream Forest down near Richmond with hubby and our good friends this evening and had a blast walking thru the haunted forest. We aren’t going to get to do many haunted attractions this year due to all four of us going on a cruise in a few weeks to the Caribbean.
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Spooky season is here!
Went to Scream Forest down near Richmond with hubby and our good friends this evening and had a blast walking thru the haunted forest. We aren’t going to get to do many haunted attractions this year due to all four of us going on a cruise in a few weeks to the Caribbean.
Went to Scream Forest down near Richmond with hubby and our good friends this evening and had a blast walking thru the haunted forest. We aren’t going to get to do many haunted attractions this year due to all four of us going on a cruise in a few weeks to the Caribbean.
Been playing Borderlands 4 & loving every second of it. I initially started as Harlowe but started a Rafa run through & fell in love with his play style. Love the dual guns he gets with his action skill. Been running it on hard mode, very unlike me, to get better loot & am mowing down enemies!!🤣🤣
October 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Been playing Borderlands 4 & loving every second of it. I initially started as Harlowe but started a Rafa run through & fell in love with his play style. Love the dual guns he gets with his action skill. Been running it on hard mode, very unlike me, to get better loot & am mowing down enemies!!🤣🤣
I am not gonna feel sorry for a dude that spent his days helping to spread the violence that lead to this kind of behavior and worse becoming normalized by their side. They were fine when they were the ones doing it to us, and now that it’s one of theirs, we are suppose to show sympathy. Nope & nope
It may seem cold hearted, but…people like Kirk are always so heartless when death and violence face oppressed communities
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am not gonna feel sorry for a dude that spent his days helping to spread the violence that lead to this kind of behavior and worse becoming normalized by their side. They were fine when they were the ones doing it to us, and now that it’s one of theirs, we are suppose to show sympathy. Nope & nope
Can’t wait for tomorrow to get here. Last weekend I got introduced to an amazing place here in Virginia. It’s called Zebulon Grotto. It’s a clothes optional retreat and it was unbelievable. It was so quiet and relaxing that I hated to leave. Hence why going again this weekend!
August 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can’t wait for tomorrow to get here. Last weekend I got introduced to an amazing place here in Virginia. It’s called Zebulon Grotto. It’s a clothes optional retreat and it was unbelievable. It was so quiet and relaxing that I hated to leave. Hence why going again this weekend!
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Finally decided to hop on the Snapchat wagon. Anyone who would like to add me, please feel free to send me a friend invite.
Finally decided to hop on the Snapchat wagon. Anyone who would like to add me, please feel free to send me a friend invite.
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August 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Finally decided to hop on the Snapchat wagon. Anyone who would like to add me, please feel free to send me a friend invite.
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Always. Especially if they are in loose shorts or grey sweats 😏
July 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Always. Especially if they are in loose shorts or grey sweats 😏
It has begun…
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
July 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It has begun…
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
AtHome had the start of their Halloween stuff out and hub and I spurged. Decided on the way home we’d start early this year on decorating cuz why the fuck not 🤣
Recently, I went back to the Dr, & as I figured they would, they have me back on anxiety medication. I was worried at first but this one seems to do the trick & doesn’t have that pesky “not able to get off” side effect. If anything, if it’s even possible, I think I’m MORE horny than I was before! 🤣
July 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Recently, I went back to the Dr, & as I figured they would, they have me back on anxiety medication. I was worried at first but this one seems to do the trick & doesn’t have that pesky “not able to get off” side effect. If anything, if it’s even possible, I think I’m MORE horny than I was before! 🤣
Happy Monday everyone!
Hope everyone had a great weekend this past weekend and are having a good start to your week!❤️
Spent mine, hub & I, throwing a cookout/house warming party and inviting our nearest and dearest to it. Made way too much food, so it’s leftovers for a few days. Had a lot of fun! 🤣
Hope everyone had a great weekend this past weekend and are having a good start to your week!❤️
Spent mine, hub & I, throwing a cookout/house warming party and inviting our nearest and dearest to it. Made way too much food, so it’s leftovers for a few days. Had a lot of fun! 🤣
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Happy Monday everyone!
Hope everyone had a great weekend this past weekend and are having a good start to your week!❤️
Spent mine, hub & I, throwing a cookout/house warming party and inviting our nearest and dearest to it. Made way too much food, so it’s leftovers for a few days. Had a lot of fun! 🤣
Hope everyone had a great weekend this past weekend and are having a good start to your week!❤️
Spent mine, hub & I, throwing a cookout/house warming party and inviting our nearest and dearest to it. Made way too much food, so it’s leftovers for a few days. Had a lot of fun! 🤣
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July 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I always appreciate nudes sent to me and enjoy giving positive feedback and show my appreciation for them❤️