*in the shuttle with an bunch of very important people near DSN, waiting for docking permission*

What do you mean: "Closed because of heavy snowfall"?! Since when does it snow in space?!

It´s even going so far that it´s okay if she would sprawling in the Ready Room - but on the bridge, hell no. At least she IS on the bridge. The moment an tiny alarm is going off because an meteorite is sneezing she´s up and ready to go. Riker had his foot on the console. Frakes even sat on it.

Me. It´s like Kubrick in space somehow. Even the massacre sequence of the former crew has some kind of weird "chaotic art" in it. #EventHorizon

*next day* "No, Admiral, I´m not joking. DSN can´t function without help from HQ. Yes, sir, half of the crew. Warp grease.
And brizeen nitrate. Yes, Sir. I guess it was in the wooden bowls...no, I am not joking. And it´s not 1st of April, Sir.