Whether it's dealing with a bot or a person trained to act like a bot, dealing with customer so-called service is such a drag these days.

C'est un cadeau?

No need to set Teslas on fire, even when their on-brand owners block a fire hydrant. Just put a dunce cap on it.

Will anyone take this 4-pound cake off my hands? It has 18 servings, supposedly, each of which contain 26% of your daily fat needs and 52% of the added sugars you should consume. It’s probably delicious, but I have enough other holiday poison here.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,036,527! There were still snacks when I arrived, but only a few.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,036,527! I’ve never been that number.

Formally known as Robertka.

Poppy here believe I am at my most delicious fresh out of the shower or after I feed her friend Enzo the cat.

Strong Mets Generation K vibes here. #GOP

Hi from Poppy. Contractors are visiting so she’s having a rough morning.