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Angrily taking off your helmet to scream at a stranger for using a slur in public is way more intimidating when it's a full face 😈 #darkwoke #bikesky
March 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
if you recently found yourself in possession of a bunch of car wheels here's a good use for them
THIS CRAZY MODIFIED BIKE HAS CAR WHEELS - SUPERBIKE STYLE UNLOCKED!
YouTube video by Sam Pilgrim
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March 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Reposted by kt
In 2008 I took an international trip and someone joked to me that I was going to be rejected by customs because my hair was a different color than my passport pic, and i think that was more of a "i hope i get to do this for real" than a joke.
March 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
idc if i'm making cycling look more risky to outsiders, the tinted motorcycle helmet is to protect me from having to make eye contact with drivers
March 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i actually have road rage the entire time i'm on my bike, i just know i don't have the muscle to back it up
March 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
shoutout to the 6ft guys in lycra using the painted bike gutter, i would personally rather be yelled at for using the sidewalk than count on my ability to tank damage against a car but that's probably cuz i'm short.
March 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
roko's bridge burns when crossed by someone who did not participate in its construction
Ballmer's basilisk kills everyone who did not give it alcohol
March 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The guy taking the lane on a onewheel is my hero
March 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
March 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
if someone's argument against bikes is that they still use metal/rubber/plastic so actually using a car is the same thing, that person needs to take a middle school science class and learn to measure volumes and weights again. you do not have to take them seriously no matter how angry they are.
March 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ballmer's basilisk kills everyone who did not give it alcohol
March 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every time you think about roko's basilisk or information hazards from now on, you will lose the game
March 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Apparently BtB made an episode about the folie à polycule situation, but I'm not gonna listen to it because I'm sure it will make me think about information hazards and lose the game
Wait shit
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
went to 3 places trying to find a cable for my old camera just to be told by the camera store to try ebay 💀
March 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the other week we biked by the brewery adjacent to the park, and didn't see any bike racks, so instead of 2 more customers they got 2 people awkwardly snooping around the parking lot and then leaving.
March 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
it is the sworn duty of BMXers to be a menace so that roadies will look respectable in comparision
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
inc anyone asked, fuck UCI
March 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Roadies: Here are my well versed opinions about the right way to approach helmets and bike lanes and bike racks

Me: *wearing a full face helmet and shinguards, riding my BMX the wrong way on the sidewalk right next to a painted bike lane with cars going 45mph, walking my bike through the CVS* 🫰
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i don't have a garage, and I'm not willing to leave my poor bikes in the AZ sun every day, so my house is just accidentally bike themed due to all the bikes against the wall in the living room and dining room. #bikesky
March 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
my dad raised me to be a roadie and we lived right next to rails to trails, but now i'm a delinquent bmx rider because i live 1 mile from the huge skatepark for bikes
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
March 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by kt
the existence of acoustic bikes implies the existence of this other kind of bike
March 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it's the end of february and the #temperatureblanket project is going ok i guess, but i realized yesterday just how much i'm going to regret this when it's 30 degrees hotter for 5 months straight. and i'm starting my bike club tomorrow AAAAAAAA trying hard at stuff is so stressful but i can do it aa
February 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM