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Ali Zimmerman
@azalicat.bsky.social
Recovering Optimist
… when people wanted to find out whether their neighbors were secretly Jewish, they invited them over for a meal. Whatever the meal was, they added just a garnish of pork to see whether their neighbors would eat it. 😢 The recipes stuck. That’s why it’s on literally everything.
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
First, this is hilarious and so accurate.
But here’s an interesting bit of ham trivia I learned on a food tour in Madrid. The tour guide was also a historian, and she explained there’s a very dark reason why ham is in every dish. It’s anti-semitism. Back in the Inquisition days…
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Most people who say Portland is a hellhole have never been there, e.g., my mom. She heard it on Fox News. 😑
September 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The people of Arizona are asking the same thing.
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Yes, but let’s just enjoy it.
August 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Don’t you just assume that if you could touch it, it would be gold spray-painted styrofoam?
August 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
100% sure Trump just wants to bulldoze homeless encampments and disappear those people to El Salvador or South Sudan so he doesn’t have to see them from his limousine.
August 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Covenant of Water
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by Ali Zimmerman
Stop letting others define you. You know who you are. Own it.
April 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM