azalea water
@azaleawater.bsky.social
musician, writer, walking spectre. she/her
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azalea water
@azaleawater.bsky.social
· Nov 30
stages of twink death: twink, twonk, and twix
thing from the adams family shredding the intro to ravel's piano concerto for the left hand would go do hard
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
thing from the adams family shredding the intro to ravel's piano concerto for the left hand would go do hard
seen a lot of "best rap albums" lists lately and thought i'd give my two cent. there are in no particular order
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
seen a lot of "best rap albums" lists lately and thought i'd give my two cent. there are in no particular order
made a video about sabrina carpinter and why she's absolutely amazing. go give it some love x
Bed Chem Is Annoyingly Good, and Here's Why
YouTube video by Azalea Water
www.youtube.com
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
made a video about sabrina carpinter and why she's absolutely amazing. go give it some love x
drag queen named Lauren Order serving cvnt AND a life sentence
August 16, 2025 at 10:02 AM
drag queen named Lauren Order serving cvnt AND a life sentence
gay dudes do cher impressions like straight dudes impersonate de nero
August 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
gay dudes do cher impressions like straight dudes impersonate de nero
"Black Hole Superette" is an existential crisis of an album. You're walking round the corners of a dimly-lit corner shop, wondering where the hell the cereal is and why the heat death of the universe seems like an unstoppable inevitability. It's dissociation bottled up by a brick-thick thesaurus.
August 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Black Hole Superette" is an existential crisis of an album. You're walking round the corners of a dimly-lit corner shop, wondering where the hell the cereal is and why the heat death of the universe seems like an unstoppable inevitability. It's dissociation bottled up by a brick-thick thesaurus.
old timey mafia boss but he's mormon instead of catholic
July 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
old timey mafia boss but he's mormon instead of catholic
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Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win
June 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win
i don't care if it's an AI tell, you can pry my em and en dashes from my cold dead hands!!!!!
May 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i don't care if it's an AI tell, you can pry my em and en dashes from my cold dead hands!!!!!
why cargo shorts when car go long on road please help i think stroke i have
May 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
why cargo shorts when car go long on road please help i think stroke i have
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FIRST AMERICAN POPE, it's Robert Francis Prevost as Pope Leo XIV
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
FIRST AMERICAN POPE, it's Robert Francis Prevost as Pope Leo XIV
posting a gif of who i wanted to be as a kid
April 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
posting a gif of who i wanted to be as a kid
I wrote a little thing about the british court ruling on the definition of women. god speed to the trans community of this country.
On The British Court and Biological Gender
Wednesday didn't go great.
open.substack.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I wrote a little thing about the british court ruling on the definition of women. god speed to the trans community of this country.
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guy in alberta who votes for the bloc québécois
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
guy in alberta who votes for the bloc québécois
the fuck happened to pansexuals? why don't i see any pansexuals kicking it anymore?
March 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the fuck happened to pansexuals? why don't i see any pansexuals kicking it anymore?
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A while ago, the YouTube channel "The 8-Bit Pianist" asked if there were any video game songs I wanted sheet music for. I requested the greatest song in gaming: "Father and Son" from Metal Gear Solid 4.
March 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A while ago, the YouTube channel "The 8-Bit Pianist" asked if there were any video game songs I wanted sheet music for. I requested the greatest song in gaming: "Father and Son" from Metal Gear Solid 4.
the lego movie but its a malcom x biopic
February 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the lego movie but its a malcom x biopic
derek guy continues to be the smartest man on whatever social media site he's on
Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
February 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
derek guy continues to be the smartest man on whatever social media site he's on
are we still doing these?
February 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
are we still doing these?
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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There's a (great) Buffy episode where all the parents in the town are brainwashed into a sort of satanic panic, and only the kids can see they're being ridiculous, but also THERE SHOULD BE A SATANIC PANIC THEY LIVE ON A HELLMOUTH
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There's a (great) Buffy episode where all the parents in the town are brainwashed into a sort of satanic panic, and only the kids can see they're being ridiculous, but also THERE SHOULD BE A SATANIC PANIC THEY LIVE ON A HELLMOUTH
*count orlock listening to drill*: thissss shteeeeet gooesss harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
*count orlock listening to drill*: thissss shteeeeet gooesss harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
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Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.