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aylwin.bsky.social
Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus
@aylwin.bsky.social
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Aspiring dosser / emerging Art abolitionist / Corieltauvi separatist

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Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus looking all excited for the bloodletting to commence.
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Vlad the Impaler
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is an actual picture of a Maccies in 1974, you'll notice it has the vibes of being trapped in purgatory.
A picture of a 1974 maccies taken from the customer line. There's two women with brown hair and brown clothes on. At the top is a sign giving a menu and prices that is also brown with some red detail. There is a woman serving, you can see a single dead eye poking out from behind the person serving her. In the background there is a a manger staring into space, wondering what the fuck he's doing there.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Look at this lovely Hammersmith resort from the 90s.
A building site and some industrial units, from the opening shot of Bottom.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This will also be Streeting, I've included an artists impression of how this will work below.
The mayor of Halloween town, all smiles and smooth skin on one face, a ghastly grimace on the other side.
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I can kind of understand that particular example given the alternative was letting John Travolta continue to wear this cardigan.
John Travolta at the end of Grease wearing a white cardigan with a big red R on it and two thin red arm stripes. The rest of him looks like he's a 50s rocker cos needs to be able to just throw on a leather jacket to change back to his old look.
October 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The makers of that interview after it aired
Crusty the Clown close up on the telly saying 'Wow!, they'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!'
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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This plus the hill I'm on will form a defensive peninsula jutting out into bay of Trent.
What is my elevation: 53m
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Waking up in Britain (again)
Hudson from Alien enquiring 'how do I get out of this chicken shit outfit'. He has a look of insolent madness about him
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Eric Carle's very hungry caterpillar
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Share your favorite black and white film (that isn't king Kong, I give king kong enough love).
Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn sat in a car, Hepburn is driving, in between them is a leopard. The film is bringing up baby, baby being a leopard, but not necessarily the leopard they've ended up with in their car.
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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An old American guy with a big fucking tashe and goatee, he's wearing a tan suit (maybe the photo is sepia). Anyway he's John Kellogg, a man who presumably loved a wank as much as any other but knew how to market a cereal in the weirdest fucking way possible.
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Image of the box for the barcode battler, a handheld console that was built around scanning barcodes to procedurally generate monsters or robots or whatever to battle with your friends.
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Greenday voice(?) Welcome to Paradise
Mans outstretched leg in the foreground with a small table upon which rest some booze and an ashtray and then a small private pool that you get when the travel company fuck up and upgrade you and then and path and some other rooms cos clearly they're anti sex pond.
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Airplane drip check (hat on loan).
A man with a stupid grin in a teal velour tracksuit, white trainers with blur detail and a big floppy straw hat.
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Its magnificent, I am available for hire for anything you want half arsing.
Purple curtains hung over a window using gaffa-tape. What walls you can see are covered in peeled green paint and bare pink plaster. The curtains are parted to give a classy tied back curtains look by wedging them behind the bed frame.
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Treated myself to some thematic reading for my summer beach holiday.
The house on the borderland by William Hope Hodgson, The Weird Tales of Dorothy K Haynes, The Night Wire and other tales of weird media, Return of the ancient- unruly tales of the mythological weird, Randals Round: Nine Nightmares by Eleanor Scott, and The Wayfarers Weird: Wild Tales of Uncanny Rambles.
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Hell yeah reckon we're entering the era of me posting this image continuously cos there just isn't another that does my feelings about this justice.
Commodius from the film Gladiator, getting himself mentally psyched to watch one guy kill another for his entertainment, pulling a bloodthirsty grimace sticking his tongue out with pure anticipation like a crazed weirdo.
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring.
Felicity Kendel in the Good Life, she is wearing a yellow jumper and a blue shirt that you can only see because of the powerfully wide collar poking from a multicoloured scarf.
September 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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You're going to love these guys
A giraffe necked weevil on a big green leaf. The weevil has a red carapace, spindly legs and a long neck jointed in the middle like a insects knee. It's neck is black and about 3 times the length of its body. It has a cute little head with antenna.
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Cant play Zelda cos the lad has bagsied the switch so gonna do this instead.
posting meme challenge: “Music Ask 1. A song you like with a color in the title 2. A song you like with a number in the title 3. A song that reminds you of summertime 4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about 5. A song that needs to be played LOUD 6. A song that makes you want to dance 7. A song to drive to 8. A song about drugs or alcohol 9. A song that makes you happy 10. A song that makes you sad 11. A song that you never get tired of 12. A song from your preteen years 13. One of your favorite 80's songs 14. A song that you would love played at your wedding 15. A song that is a cover by another artist 16. One of your favorite classical songs 17. A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke 18. A song from the year that you were born 19. A song that makes you think about life 20. A song that has many meanings to you 21. A favorite song with a person's name in the title 22. A song that moves you forward 23. A song that you think everybody should listen to 24. A song by a band you wish were still together 25. A song by an artist no longer living 26. A song that makes you want to fall in love 27. A song that breaks your heart 28. A song by an artist with a voice that you love 29. A song that you remember from your childhood 30. A song that reminds you of yourself”
September 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Super Furry Animals- Fuzzy Logic. The cover is various photos of Howard Marks
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Me waiting for this to happen...
Commodius from the film Gladiator, getting himself mentally psyched to watch one guy kill another for his entertainment, pulling a bloodthirsty grimace sticking his tongue out with pure anticipation like a crazed weirdo.
September 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Worth it for the bit where Polanksi calls out Labours entitlement over people voting for them and Ed Balls pulls this face.
A visibly pissed off Ed Balls. He has pursed lips and eyes doing a combination of surprise sliding into hatred.
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Uhtred of Bamburgh from the TV adaptation of the Last Kingdom, a viking king with a historically dubious get up of adapted grey ike a rug and leather cross harness. He has long hair and the guy playing him looks exactly like you'd want a hot viking to look.
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM