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@ayestretchaye.bsky.social
Texpat Immigrant. Former Sailor, Pedicab Peddler, & all around bicycle guy, then I studied History. Now I have an adult job. I’d like to study more history but not in the creepy way.
I’ve had a Sylvia’s Mother phone call, and man did Shel Silverstein know how to hit you in the feels.
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’ve had a Sylvia’s Mother phone call, and man did Shel Silverstein know how to hit you in the feels.
I mean I’ve had some airport trips that felt like Merle Haggard’s Silver Wings.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I mean I’ve had some airport trips that felt like Merle Haggard’s Silver Wings.
Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Do you wish you were a baller?
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Do you wish you were a little bit taller? Do you wish you were a baller?
Oh this is for future pepperoni purchases. Not past pepperoni purchases.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh this is for future pepperoni purchases. Not past pepperoni purchases.
Here is where you can get good pepperoni. Also pepperoni is an American invention.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Here is where you can get good pepperoni. Also pepperoni is an American invention.
The Hugo Boss cosplay photo shoot probably don’t help.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Hugo Boss cosplay photo shoot probably don’t help.
Get the boxing gloves.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Get the boxing gloves.
Not making amends for our transgressions seems to be the oldest American tradition.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Not making amends for our transgressions seems to be the oldest American tradition.
And I thought him having 16 cats in a studio apartment was weird.
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And I thought him having 16 cats in a studio apartment was weird.
For a second I thought you were taking about October 16th. Was worried I missed something.
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
For a second I thought you were taking about October 16th. Was worried I missed something.
Not his Hugo Boss cosplay from his photo shoot?
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not his Hugo Boss cosplay from his photo shoot?
Wanna put some odds on that?
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Wanna put some odds on that?
My tutors face when they heard my American accent talking about Lord Kitchener in Pretoria.
a man with long hair and a beard looks angry
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard looks angry
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October 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My tutors face when they heard my American accent talking about Lord Kitchener in Pretoria.
When I was doing my History degree, there was always an apprehension from my tutors whenever I’d talk about some obscure piece of military history.
Now I completely understand that.
Maybe I should have put more focus on Norse history, that has never been problematic.
Now I completely understand that.
Maybe I should have put more focus on Norse history, that has never been problematic.
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When I was doing my History degree, there was always an apprehension from my tutors whenever I’d talk about some obscure piece of military history.
Now I completely understand that.
Maybe I should have put more focus on Norse history, that has never been problematic.
Now I completely understand that.
Maybe I should have put more focus on Norse history, that has never been problematic.
How fast was that Milkshake Duck?
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How fast was that Milkshake Duck?
But he never managed Hartlepool United. Brian Clough still has that over him.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
But he never managed Hartlepool United. Brian Clough still has that over him.
Hey Wes have you heard about a really fun metroidvania in the style of Metal Slug?
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey Wes have you heard about a really fun metroidvania in the style of Metal Slug?
You can rawdog the real world?
I can’t leave the house without headphones on.
I can’t leave the house without headphones on.
October 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You can rawdog the real world?
I can’t leave the house without headphones on.
I can’t leave the house without headphones on.
Don’t you study Ai?
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Don’t you study Ai?
If you decide to shave it down to a mustache, might I recommend this amazing costume.
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you decide to shave it down to a mustache, might I recommend this amazing costume.