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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all
@ayestretchaye.bsky.social
Texpat Immigrant. Former Sailor, Pedicab Peddler, & all around bicycle guy, then I studied History. Now I have an adult job. I’d like to study more history but not in the creepy way.
Here is where you can get good pepperoni. Also pepperoni is an American invention.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you decide to shave it down to a mustache, might I recommend this amazing costume.
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I made queso for a friend’s party. This is also an apt description of me.
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We have had a bountiful harvest of my favorite seasonal vegetable… Candy Corn
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It has been a long time since I worked in a pizza joint. Glad to see I’ve still got it.
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
post your dream ride
August 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy St Guinefort Day to all who celebrate.

Thanks to @pardon-mi.bsky.social for teaching me about this when I first wandered on to TikTok.
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’ve now added this to my calendar so I can celebrate accordingly.
August 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is my unsponsored endorsement of the Focus Friend App.

This is the cutest pomodoro app.

Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I saw this months ago and I keep thinking about it.
August 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I mean University of Warwick is misspelling ‘curiosity’.
August 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It is a game with colored golf tees in a board. Similar to Chinese Checkers.

But it has been the amusement of the internet for awhile.
July 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe it was all the pegging.
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lasagana Timpano Success
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It was the 3rd of June…
June 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh shit.
May 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He’s a White Sox fan.
May 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If you see this, drop a blue character
April 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
April 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
April 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Happy 50th Anniversary to the greatest Astros uniform.
April 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sad to hear about the loss of this film giant.

If you need me I’ll be doing a Gene Hackman marathon.
February 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My therapist said I needed to practice self-care and heal my inner child.

Not sure if this is going to do the trick, but my inner child is really stoked I have adult money to spend on silliness.
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Bought a new sewing kit and it came full of cookies.
January 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM