I never understood the “I’ll eat animals but not that one it’s too smart” thing. Just be a vegetarian or knock it off. Murder isn’t less evil if the victim has dementia. If anything the octopus has fuller knowledge of its sinfulness and is thus more deserving of temporal punishment.

Once we have gc it’s all over for Twitter

That’s my papa

Once they stopped publishing Rave Magazine in 2012 it was all over for me. In seven years I’ll have a teenager, hopefully she can keep me informed of such matters.

Happy birthdays! 30s is better than 20s don’t trust anyone who says otherwise

Fossil fuel companies really threw their money down the drain hiring those fringe engineers to publish reams of bullshit propaganda papers for decades, when they could have just posted a photo of a lady in a fire dept uniform and gone to lunch.

I’m proper toys-out-of-the-cot with those two. No acknowledgement of the contest. No admiration of their players in peak form. I won’t even be able to stomach BBL for a few days.

Wow I had no idea she did a Flight of the Conchords cover

Group DMs when

Striving towards a Tony Bourdain receptivity. “You call this ‘creamer’? Of course, it’s kinda creamy yeah! What do all these squirt bottles do? This one tastes like French toast, are you kidding me? And you put that IN the coffee?? Ok let’s do this.”

Ultimately they’re not hurting anyone and it’s best to let them live without imposing my civilised norms on their primitive culture.

No it means beef that spent most of its life on land.

Aside from health reasons this absolutely rules