Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Parentified Only Child Daughter: The cup's not overflowing? Is it my fault? It's my fault. I'm sorry. I'll just go
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Regency romantic: the cup is half agony, half hope
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Building conservator: it’s kinda cool that builders have been leaving their half finished drinks inside walls since the dawn of mankind
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Parentified Only Child Daughter: The cup's not overflowing? Is it my fault? It's my fault. I'm sorry. I'll just go