Aaron Blech
@aybe.bsky.social
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt; and my butt smells; and I like to kiss my own butt.
Did you have to pay extra for the Canseco sticks?
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Did you have to pay extra for the Canseco sticks?
Breaking News: Schirraebooks awarded Nobel prize for literature
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Breaking News: Schirraebooks awarded Nobel prize for literature
Al Michaels: “come on, no Elf? No Private Parts?”
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Al Michaels: “come on, no Elf? No Private Parts?”
Team Super-Family
Family Super-Team
Super-Family Team
Super Family-Team
Super Team-Family
Family Team-Super
Family Super-Team
Super-Family Team
Super Family-Team
Super Team-Family
Family Team-Super
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Team Super-Family
Family Super-Team
Super-Family Team
Super Family-Team
Super Team-Family
Family Team-Super
Family Super-Team
Super-Family Team
Super Family-Team
Super Team-Family
Family Team-Super
Excited to finally hear about this
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Excited to finally hear about this
Absolutely, after I evangelized about the game a friend told me she had a power washer and invited me over to try it out. First time I’ve ever hung out just to do chores. I even started looking into power washing jobs at one point!
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Absolutely, after I evangelized about the game a friend told me she had a power washer and invited me over to try it out. First time I’ve ever hung out just to do chores. I even started looking into power washing jobs at one point!
Colorist for the bottom left image: what if this guy had a Big Red Area?
August 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Colorist for the bottom left image: what if this guy had a Big Red Area?
And a Return of Barry Allen where you can be Wally, Jay, or Max Mercury and they all have different power levels and trade offs
August 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And a Return of Barry Allen where you can be Wally, Jay, or Max Mercury and they all have different power levels and trade offs
What if the Joker robs the First Bank of Gotham City?
August 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What if the Joker robs the First Bank of Gotham City?
No, see, they’re all Superboys at heart
August 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No, see, they’re all Superboys at heart
It isn’t proper to use a stick lighter without doing this
July 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It isn’t proper to use a stick lighter without doing this
But did you like the floating Metamorpho gas head?
July 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But did you like the floating Metamorpho gas head?
Support for Trump up a staggering 400% with millennial cuspers
July 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Support for Trump up a staggering 400% with millennial cuspers
How do you feel about The Rocketeer?
July 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
How do you feel about The Rocketeer?
8 times infinity plus one
June 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
8 times infinity plus one
I like that the ad looks like a still from a folk horror movie
June 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I like that the ad looks like a still from a folk horror movie
“Will con artists try to convince the most easily cowed people in human history that Good is actually Bad?”
June 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Will con artists try to convince the most easily cowed people in human history that Good is actually Bad?”
Man it would be really mortifying to be a higher education institution jostling to be in business with the new Dumb Ass Machine
June 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Man it would be really mortifying to be a higher education institution jostling to be in business with the new Dumb Ass Machine
“Oh you ‘have testicles?’ That’s cute, I sport balls.”
June 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Oh you ‘have testicles?’ That’s cute, I sport balls.”
He knows enough about musicals to pretend to be ignorant about musicals, but not enough to make a joke that makes sense. Oh well, another 5 minutes I’ll never get back!
June 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
He knows enough about musicals to pretend to be ignorant about musicals, but not enough to make a joke that makes sense. Oh well, another 5 minutes I’ll never get back!
Trying to fit Steph and SV growth ideology into this and flailing
June 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trying to fit Steph and SV growth ideology into this and flailing
My inaction is totally Stephenscoded
June 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My inaction is totally Stephenscoded
Did the voice not convince him? What else is needed? That voice could sell me my own shoes
May 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Did the voice not convince him? What else is needed? That voice could sell me my own shoes