Aaron Blech
@aybe.bsky.social
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt; and my butt smells; and I like to kiss my own butt.
“Hey how’d your date at the construction materials warehouse go?”
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 PM
“Hey how’d your date at the construction materials warehouse go?”
I was trying to buy some candy manufactured in Cambridge, MA and found myself in a NECCO chamber
I signed up for new car insurance but was trapped in a gecko chamber
I joined a sparkling wine tasting club but it was kind of a Prosecco chamber.
November 23, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I was trying to buy some candy manufactured in Cambridge, MA and found myself in a NECCO chamber
Desperately refreshing my dumb little apps to get one more pellet of news before i finally go to sleep and dream about being late/negligent at work in 3 different ways
August 6, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Desperately refreshing my dumb little apps to get one more pellet of news before i finally go to sleep and dream about being late/negligent at work in 3 different ways
Don’t worry, everyone else has taken care of this for me
Opinion | Give Yourself Permission to Not Have Sex
Intentional periods of sexual abstinence can help us better understand the nature of our desire. If we do Dry January, why not Dry Spell July?
www.nytimes.com
June 2, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Don’t worry, everyone else has taken care of this for me
A Grammys fact few people know is Enigma have won Song of the Year for “Return to Innocence” for 30 straight years
February 6, 2024 at 3:10 AM
A Grammys fact few people know is Enigma have won Song of the Year for “Return to Innocence” for 30 straight years
Her blood is nitroglycerin and she is notoriously clumsy
Opinion | Why Nikki Haley Could Be the Most Dangerous President
Her hawkish foreign policy vision won’t rescue America.
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Her blood is nitroglycerin and she is notoriously clumsy
Phyllis Diller pure mother fucking filler / Get your eyes on the real killer
August 1, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Phyllis Diller pure mother fucking filler / Get your eyes on the real killer
In “The Distance” the line is “bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse” so this guy is having massive diarrhea caused by sadness?
July 22, 2023 at 4:18 PM
In “The Distance” the line is “bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse” so this guy is having massive diarrhea caused by sadness?
Whoever decides that the kind of usb outlet in the standard plug keeps changing needs to be torn apart by lions in a public setting
July 18, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Whoever decides that the kind of usb outlet in the standard plug keeps changing needs to be torn apart by lions in a public setting
Trent Reznor wrote “Hurt” about Wile. E. Coyote and that’s why Johnny Cash covered it. Wile. E. was his favorite Looney Toons character
July 15, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Trent Reznor wrote “Hurt” about Wile. E. Coyote and that’s why Johnny Cash covered it. Wile. E. was his favorite Looney Toons character