Axon
@axonsongs.bsky.social
Axon writes and sings songs in the western herban cowboy tradition. It's like country music but you're never gonna hear it on Country Radio.
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Translation: NFW. Come back when you're serious.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Translation: NFW. Come back when you're serious.
My guess is he had to fly coach recently.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My guess is he had to fly coach recently.
You might say they have boundary issues.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You might say they have boundary issues.
I think it's a bluff, but the White House doesn't have the cards to call it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think it's a bluff, but the White House doesn't have the cards to call it.
So he's content to let the planet burn up to get more grift from the same people who inflicted 9/11 on us? What a patriot!
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So he's content to let the planet burn up to get more grift from the same people who inflicted 9/11 on us? What a patriot!
Of course. But let's celebrate the little victories when we can.
It drives them crazy, and that's walking distance.
It drives them crazy, and that's walking distance.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Of course. But let's celebrate the little victories when we can.
It drives them crazy, and that's walking distance.
It drives them crazy, and that's walking distance.
By a veto proof majority.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
By a veto proof majority.
Asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice is like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for menu suggestions.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice is like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for menu suggestions.
I'm coming to suspect that the people in his immediate ambit feed him all sorts of malarkey and then book bets on whether he will say it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm coming to suspect that the people in his immediate ambit feed him all sorts of malarkey and then book bets on whether he will say it.
No. It's ours. And you're a filthy fascist swine, you son of a bitch. You're goddamned right we're taping you. All the better to convict you for harassment under color.
We need these people more than they need us, and way the fuck more than we need you.
We need these people more than they need us, and way the fuck more than we need you.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No. It's ours. And you're a filthy fascist swine, you son of a bitch. You're goddamned right we're taping you. All the better to convict you for harassment under color.
We need these people more than they need us, and way the fuck more than we need you.
We need these people more than they need us, and way the fuck more than we need you.
Hustled like bumpkins at a county fair, but they'll still find a way to blame it on Biden.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Hustled like bumpkins at a county fair, but they'll still find a way to blame it on Biden.
Who says the GOP isn't inclusive?
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Who says the GOP isn't inclusive?
Much more impressive than a burning cross.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Much more impressive than a burning cross.
I suspect he killed one of those little girls, and that the evidence is in those files.
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I suspect he killed one of those little girls, and that the evidence is in those files.
So you're working for the GOP? Or just freelancing on spec?
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So you're working for the GOP? Or just freelancing on spec?
This is great. Too many people think being a chief exec is a sweet gig; delegate all the real work, sign off on the staff work, show up for the closing meetings, etc., and collect a huge comp package with stock options.
No. Top shelf execs *decide*. Without a net.
No. Top shelf execs *decide*. Without a net.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is great. Too many people think being a chief exec is a sweet gig; delegate all the real work, sign off on the staff work, show up for the closing meetings, etc., and collect a huge comp package with stock options.
No. Top shelf execs *decide*. Without a net.
No. Top shelf execs *decide*. Without a net.
Perhaps Rs veto-proofing the Epstein vote is the quo pro the quid of Ds passing the funding package. That's just regular order in the 119th.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Perhaps Rs veto-proofing the Epstein vote is the quo pro the quid of Ds passing the funding package. That's just regular order in the 119th.
Now watch Biden outlive them both.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Now watch Biden outlive them both.