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Awkwardnoodl 🇵🇸
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Please, Europe. Create your own thriving tech scene and save the world from this bullshit.
December 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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*motivational corporate speaker voice* IT'S GONNA BE FLATTER THAN ANY OTHER DICK. I'M TALKING MICRON THIN. SHARPER THAN A KNIFE. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SHAVE WITH THIS DICK. THAT'S HOW HARD I'M GONNA HIT IT. FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS!!
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM