Dess
@awkwardlypenguin.bsky.social
I’m either gonna be cute or dangerous. Maybe both.
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bestseller this year i hear
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bestseller this year i hear
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You know the drill: GET IN THE COMMENTS!!!
February 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You know the drill: GET IN THE COMMENTS!!!
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Four words: have a ho phase
January 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Four words: have a ho phase
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i had to do a double take at 1:06 bc it was so smooth i thought the video was playing in reverse
Kendrick Lamar - tv off / choreography by NAIN
YouTube video by 턴즈TURNS
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January 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i had to do a double take at 1:06 bc it was so smooth i thought the video was playing in reverse
I would trust Jasmine Crockett with my life. I want to be in her group during the zombie apocalypse.
January 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I would trust Jasmine Crockett with my life. I want to be in her group during the zombie apocalypse.
how do I at myself
January 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
how do I at myself
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The ghost watching me move my duffle bag with all of my belongings into the house he’s haunting.
(I’m squatting and refuse to pay rent.)
(I’m squatting and refuse to pay rent.)
January 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The ghost watching me move my duffle bag with all of my belongings into the house he’s haunting.
(I’m squatting and refuse to pay rent.)
(I’m squatting and refuse to pay rent.)
It was as bad as I remember 😭 I’m deleting my account
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It was as bad as I remember 😭 I’m deleting my account
You know what? Fuck it. I’m going back to tumblr
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You know what? Fuck it. I’m going back to tumblr
I have come to the realization that this site is for posting any thoughts in my smooth brain. I'm gonna start doing that.
January 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I have come to the realization that this site is for posting any thoughts in my smooth brain. I'm gonna start doing that.
Listen I only have so much breath in my body. I'm begging cosplayers to stop taking it away from me
Arcane Season 2's Mel Meldarda cosplayed by hollowcoded (www.instagram.com/hollowcoded/) at Anime Los Angeles 2025!
#cosplay #arcane #leagueoflegends
#cosplay #arcane #leagueoflegends
January 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Listen I only have so much breath in my body. I'm begging cosplayers to stop taking it away from me
How do I tell the difference between a bipolar depression episode that will likely be followed by a manic episode from the good old year round depression? I sure would love to know.
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
How do I tell the difference between a bipolar depression episode that will likely be followed by a manic episode from the good old year round depression? I sure would love to know.
I want so badly to believe that the account posting on TikTok is genuinely Bo Burnham and he’s coming back. I need it to be true in fact. I will not last this year without some beacon of hope.
a cartoon character from the movie the incredibles is saying `` i 'm not '' .
ALT: a cartoon character from the movie the incredibles is saying `` i 'm not '' .
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January 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I want so badly to believe that the account posting on TikTok is genuinely Bo Burnham and he’s coming back. I need it to be true in fact. I will not last this year without some beacon of hope.
Like, Scoob…
I don’t think this depression is seasonal
I don’t think this depression is seasonal
scooby doo is wearing a blue collar and making a funny face with the words ruh roh below him .
ALT: scooby doo is wearing a blue collar and making a funny face with the words ruh roh below him .
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January 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Like, Scoob…
I don’t think this depression is seasonal
I don’t think this depression is seasonal
Woke up on time this morning only to immediately feel like shit, throw up then sleep till 2. 2025 is fucked. Wake me up in 2026
January 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Woke up on time this morning only to immediately feel like shit, throw up then sleep till 2. 2025 is fucked. Wake me up in 2026
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dear 2024,
fuck you
fuck you
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sincerely, me and the rest of this planet.
fuck you
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sincerely, me and the rest of this planet.
December 21, 2024 at 10:42 AM
dear 2024,
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
sincerely, me and the rest of this planet.
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
sincerely, me and the rest of this planet.
Genuine question. What's gonna happen when the clock app gets got in January? I assume most people will just switch to Instagram or youtube but also fuck them because their parent companies likely had a hand in the the death of tiktok and the loss of income for millions. #tiktok #tiktokban
December 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Genuine question. What's gonna happen when the clock app gets got in January? I assume most people will just switch to Instagram or youtube but also fuck them because their parent companies likely had a hand in the the death of tiktok and the loss of income for millions. #tiktok #tiktokban
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IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
December 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
If you start "tv off" at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, you'll hit MUSTARDDDDD
right at midnight.
The more you know… #BlackSky
Before and after being called a good boy.
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Before and after being called a good boy.
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I’m here for the Turkey. Y’all can keep the colonizers ✌🏾
November 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I’m here for the Turkey. Y’all can keep the colonizers ✌🏾