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this is so fucking funny but it’s moments like this is a reminder of how important aesthetic is to politics. i don’t know how to get around the fact that on the median voter thinks bernie sanders is more moderate than kamala harris. what do you do about that
the conservatives that Sam Seder debated in that Jubilee video were so bad that the online right has convinced themselves that the conservatives were actually the leftists and that Sam was the conservative

lol
March 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
She's gone y'all
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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“We can’t survive JUST on love… if we do, then we die”

- Solange
December 28, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Love educating a non black person about something racist and then they start noticing the patterns on their own like no way you just called out the colorism in this Tyler Perry movie 😭
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December 28, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Regular families have political arguments at Thanksgiving but at my house my mom got mad and yelled at us for an hour for saying "Beyonce is a vocalist" AND SHE'S STILL MAD TODAY!!! 😭
December 1, 2024 at 4:14 PM
ARE WE GETTING MAMUSHI AND HOT TO GO !!!!!!
December 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Reciting Tre Melvin videos from memory to fill the void 😭
December 1, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRDDD
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
SQUABBLE UP!!
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November 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Ok this is my top 3 features BlueSky needs:

1 - Bookmarks
2 - Notification bell
3 - Images in direct messages
November 20, 2024 at 8:51 AM
@mattxiv.bsky.social we're going to need another chart update 😭🤦🏽‍♀️
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
If y'all see RuPaul on my Spotify wrapped mind ya business 😭
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November 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I want Brandy braids so bad but the thought of taking them down makes me shudder 😭
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM