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I'm just going to leave this right here.

Just me, wondering how much mischief I can get into today.

Goooooood morning!!!! Nothing too unhinged today, just a calm coffee post because I'm still not awake yet.

Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.

Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.

Is anyone else worried that they actually had to clarify that the cinnamon bun isn't gargantuan? Like, who strolls into a store, spots that banner, and thinks, 'Oh no, I was expecting a cinnamon bun the size of a car!'

I feel like this streetlight would give me a heart attack at night. Like a wraith just popped up to tell me to take my butt home.

Nature's out here looking a little too excited. I think I'll be staying inside today.

My cat is definitely not a fan of mornings. Give him a nose boop. Maybe it will improve his mood.

Mine's Batman. What's yours?