Awesome_Insanity
@awesomeinsanity.bsky.social
Professional smarta$$, gamer, writer and all-around fun guy with a crazy imagination. Sometimes I'm chaos in a bottle.
March 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Rise and shine! Or just rise and start internally screaming because mornings are a cruel joke with no punchline.
February 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Rise and shine! Or just rise and start internally screaming because mornings are a cruel joke with no punchline.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried canceling plans? Instant relief.
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried canceling plans? Instant relief.
I'm just going to leave this right here.
January 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm just going to leave this right here.
Goooooood morning! Here's to pretending we're thriving while secretly Googling 'jobs where I can nap.'
January 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Goooooood morning! Here's to pretending we're thriving while secretly Googling 'jobs where I can nap.'
Goooooood morning! Time to stumble into the chaos like a moth headed straight for the bug zapper. lconic.
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Goooooood morning! Time to stumble into the chaos like a moth headed straight for the bug zapper. lconic.
Goooooood morning! The day has started, and so has my slow descent into madness. Let’s make it memorable.
January 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Goooooood morning! The day has started, and so has my slow descent into madness. Let’s make it memorable.
Just me, wondering how much mischief I can get into today.
January 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just me, wondering how much mischief I can get into today.
Goooooood morning!!!! Nothing too unhinged today, just a calm coffee post because I'm still not awake yet.
January 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Goooooood morning!!!! Nothing too unhinged today, just a calm coffee post because I'm still not awake yet.
Waking up is like opening a mystery box, except it's full of responsibilities and regret. Gooooood morning!
January 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Waking up is like opening a mystery box, except it's full of responsibilities and regret. Gooooood morning!
Good morning! Let's conquer the day like a cat knocking over a vase-dramatically and without reason.
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Good morning! Let's conquer the day like a cat knocking over a vase-dramatically and without reason.
Goooooood morning! Another day to convince the world I have my life together while my brain plays elevator music on repeat.
January 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Goooooood morning! Another day to convince the world I have my life together while my brain plays elevator music on repeat.
January 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Paper straws are worse for the environment because I keep throwing them out in frustration. Bring back plastic or give me a sippy cup.
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Paper straws are worse for the environment because I keep throwing them out in frustration. Bring back plastic or give me a sippy cup.
Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.
January 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.
Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.
January 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.
Good morning! I woke up, so technically I’ve already achieved something. Anything else is extra credit.
December 31, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Good morning! I woke up, so technically I’ve already achieved something. Anything else is extra credit.
Nothing screams ‘adulting’ like googling ‘how to unclog a sink’ at 2 a.m. while crying over a bag of shredded sharp cheddar.
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Nothing screams ‘adulting’ like googling ‘how to unclog a sink’ at 2 a.m. while crying over a bag of shredded sharp cheddar.
Is anyone else worried that they actually had to clarify that the cinnamon bun isn't gargantuan? Like, who strolls into a store, spots that banner, and thinks, 'Oh no, I was expecting a cinnamon bun the size of a car!'
December 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Is anyone else worried that they actually had to clarify that the cinnamon bun isn't gargantuan? Like, who strolls into a store, spots that banner, and thinks, 'Oh no, I was expecting a cinnamon bun the size of a car!'
People say, ‘You’ve changed.’ Yeah, I’ve become more tired, more sarcastic, and significantly more snack-dependent.
December 26, 2024 at 3:22 PM
People say, ‘You’ve changed.’ Yeah, I’ve become more tired, more sarcastic, and significantly more snack-dependent.
I feel like this streetlight would give me a heart attack at night. Like a wraith just popped up to tell me to take my butt home.
December 24, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I feel like this streetlight would give me a heart attack at night. Like a wraith just popped up to tell me to take my butt home.
Nature's out here looking a little too excited. I think I'll be staying inside today.
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Nature's out here looking a little too excited. I think I'll be staying inside today.
My brain is 90% random trivia, 8% existential dread, and 2% useful information. Roll the dice and see what you get that day I guess.
December 24, 2024 at 4:06 PM
My brain is 90% random trivia, 8% existential dread, and 2% useful information. Roll the dice and see what you get that day I guess.
Rise and shine! Or stay horizontal and let society deal with itself for once. Both are valid.
December 24, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Rise and shine! Or stay horizontal and let society deal with itself for once. Both are valid.